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We dissect the skills, strategies, and outcomes, and even give you a peek into the press conference between Jasmine Rocha and Ffion Davies for you. And for the fans of Joe Rogan's podcast, we have an exciting update! Tony Ferguson and Brock Lesnar are set to grace the show, and believe us when we say, you don't want to miss this!
Taking a deep dive into the UFC, we're discussing the potential shift of Dustin Poirier to the welterweight division while drawing comparisons between fighters like Leon Edwards . We also chat about Derek Lewis's whopping new 8-fight deal and what it means for his career. Lastly, we'll be sharing our predictions for upcoming fights and discussing the ones that have us on the edge of our seats. From our favorite UFC knockouts to recent fights, we’ve got it all in this episode! So, gear up for a thrilling experience!
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Welcome to Chinggazzo's Combat Crew, your one-stop shop for all your combat news. I'm your host, frank. Thanks for tuning in. We got a jam-packed episode for you today. We got some Zuck vs Elon updates, USC 292 talk, who's number one wrap-up and all kinds of juicy stuff for y'all. So stick around. My man, fonzo, what is up? My brother, how you doing?
Speaker 2:Doing good man. Just a lot of work recently, but hey, it's all good. We're here. Now we're going to talk about some awesome MMA news. Can't wait. You got to have to fill me in a lot. What's going on, frank? My head's been in the sand a little bit just because of work and stuff. But yeah, looking forward, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1:Let's get into it, bro. I'm going to catch you up and we're going to catch everybody else out there up. Hopefully, your week is starting off on a positive note. Everyone, thank you for tuning in, thank you for listening or watching. We super appreciate your support and feedback. If you like what you hear, please continue to follow and subscribe to our podcast on your favorite streaming platform. Look for us under Chinggazzo's Combat Crew. You can also follow us on Instagram at C underscore combat crew so you can get all the clips and updates and announcements. Or, if you're a tick talker like Fonzo over here, look for us at C combat crew to check out the video version of this episode. You can also tune into our YouTube channel at C underscore combat crew. Fonzo, you ready for this? My man, let's go, let's buckle up and let's kick this show off. Fonzo, I know you're dying to talk about the first story on the docket today. I know you've been tweeting me, messaging me, all week long. Here it is my man, here it is. You thought that this fight would never come to fruition. It sounds like it's right around the corner and I got like the last minute update that I'm going to share with you in just a moment. All right this last week, elon Musk tweeted X. What do we call these now? We can't call tweets, no more. Do we call sweet?
Speaker 2:All right, let's call them sweets.
Speaker 1:I like your style. I like your style. So these are Elon Musk sweets from this last week. Regarding the matchup between him and Mark Zuckerberg from meta, well, it says the fight will be managed by my and Zuts Foundation. Meaning Elon and Zuckerberg Livestream will be on this platform and meta. Everything in camera will be. Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome. Nothing modern at all. I spoke to the prime minister of Italy and minister of culture. They have agreed on an epic location. Everything will be done to pay respect to the past and present of Italy. All proceeds go to veterans and I specifically saw him tweet something earlier. I don't know if it was a sweet or a message back, but he said UFC will have nothing to do with this, bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know how to feel about this, like you know, I don't want to. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to solve anything. It's two nerds that are play, that are super duper rich, can do whatever. Like dude, to me, I don't want them in this because, like, how about you just support the fighters, go to the shows, show everybody that you're there, but don't hog the spotlight up Like don't do this dude, this, like you're rich, you can do whatever you want. Man, this, this is the one thing that that we have left, that rich people haven't been able to invade. And now what I'm talking about is, like the, the, the platform of mixed martial arts. You know what I mean? Like getting into a cage, getting into a ring. That's been for fighters only, dude. That's not for these guys who want to play fighting. Like Zuck, use your brain and make meta better so that I can use my headset better and not get sick. Make awesome games. Why can't I watch UFC with my headset on? Yet this is ridiculous. Why are you wasting your time fighting at the Coliseum? No, no, you know what I mean. That's ridiculous, dude. They haven't had an event in there in like hundreds of years, but we're going to let these two bozos go in there, okay, okay, the only thing that is good for me that I like that's resulting of this is like Dana got burned hard, bro. Dana got burned hard because he was totally promoting this, putting this on his suiting about this, making YouTube videos saying this is going to be the the biggest pay-per-view out there, this and that, and now he's going to have nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2:So you know you know what's going to happen next? He's going to call us a gimmick fight.
Speaker 1:Oh for sure you know it, dude, you know, and, and you know what dude like check this out, check this out. Did you hear about this? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You, you sweeted this to me, you re-sweeted this to me. Yeah, um the best.
Speaker 1:This is crazy. Tell everybody what we're talking about.
Speaker 3:Read it out, read it.
Speaker 1:Read the read Elon's suite.
Speaker 2:It says we're also working on a co-main event which will feature the baddest man on the planet, Francis and Ghanu.
Speaker 1:That sucks that they got to be co. I love it. I love the platform.
Speaker 2:They're going to get so many eyeballs on it, but that's, that's my point, but that's, that was what I was going to say, though. Um, I think you need to have Francis and Ghanu or somebody, somebody of his caliber, Definitely. Or just just to bring eyeballs to it. Cause, honestly, you and I, if it's just, if it's just them fighting, are we going to see one here? No, I'll read about it Right After the fact. Maybe I'll look at some some sweets about it.
Speaker 1:I'll speak to you about it.
Speaker 2:But I'm not going to watch it Right. So they, yeah, they need somebody of his caliber to actually like carry the fight dude, Like carry the cement.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they need to add something to legitimize the card. You know what I mean. So I'm sure there's going to be some other fighters on this card. But why hog up the main event like that? Dude, I'm probably going to be out by then. I don't care about your main event, bro, I'm out. Why not do it at the beginning, so that way we can watch the rest of the card and not ruin it?
Speaker 2:Well, here's the deal, man Once, once this fight is over, you don't have to watch no more. That's true, that's true.
Speaker 1:All right, we're out, so I guess I'm in. If Francis is in, then I'm in. If Francis isn't in, then I'm out.
Speaker 2:Okay, so who do you think he's?
Speaker 1:fighting Francis. Yeah, oh, it's gotta be, it's got. Oh shit, I don't know man. A full Derek Lou was available up until he just resigned, though we're going to talk about that in a little bit. Well, I got that on the docket, bro. I got that on, I got that on.
Speaker 2:Okay, but you know, what.
Speaker 1:I was thinking when I first read this suite, I thought that he was going to be Tyson Fury, and that would be good too. That's already arranged. That's they already got that in Saudi, in Saudi Arabia. You know what I mean. What about? What about that in Dubai?
Speaker 2:I don't know what about that dude from from what?
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, they can't cross promote because Francis is with PFL, so unless he's boxing. If he's boxing, then I guess they'll let him box whoever, but if it's going to be MMA, then it has to be somebody in PFL. Hmm, unless PFL is cross promoting with one or a valetor something you know what I mean?
Speaker 2:Well, these motherfuckers have like money to fucking spare, so they might be able to make it happen. Who knows?
Speaker 1:Kick down a PFL, make it happen, make yourself useful for once, zuck. All right, fonzo, this last Thursday we had Karate Combat, kumite numero uno. The whole thing got streamed to YouTube, I believe, and it was quite the event, my man. I know I sweeted you a clip, no, yeah, yeah. I didn't set the link up right, but here we can watch the whole event. Yeah, because they actually upload the whole dang thing Wake up achievers To YouTube so you can go and watch the full event. I didn't get to watch all of it because at the same time that this bad boy was going on, whose number one matchups were going on. So I was kind of flip flopping back and forth. But dude, these guys were throwing down. I'll just play five, 10 seconds of this clip here Chad Cannon and Javier Artiega Artiega was coming in after being eliminated earlier, bro, these dudes were throwing down. You remember this fight, fonzo?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did, I did. That was a good freaking clip man you sent me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was good I had to go back and watch.
Speaker 2:Watch some more of it, because it looked like it was like hella competitive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, dude, these guys were just throwing strikes, for I think they were going, I think they fought three rounds but it ended up going to a decision with uh, I forgot who won the fight, but it was a banger dude, banger fight, like you said. For sure going to have to go back and watch that fight, but yeah, the whole event is on YouTube, man, so you got a little bit of time. Go down, check that out. Next story Fonzo Bro going down at the same time as the karate combat, kuma Tei. It was who's numero uno headlined, with Nicholas Marigali Kainan Duarch, co-main event. Fionne Davies taking on Jasmine Rocha. Dude, let me, let me count the mat, the number of subs in this show Andrew Tackett. Troy Russell sub. Nikki Ryan. Renee Sosa sub. Felipe Benna. High Sunrita sub. Ethan Krelenstyn. Dante Leon sub Fionne Davies. Jasmine Rocha Smashfest no sub but. And Nicholas Marigali Kainan Duarch, sub bro. One, two, three, four, five, five out of six subs. Dude, definitely three out of three fires. I should have put the fires at the top. I'll go back and do that later. This is an event you definitely want to go watch, dude. I'm going to go over some of the matchups here. All right, let's get into the first matchup on the card Andrew Tackett taking on Troy Russell. Andrew Tackett wasted no time in this, bro. Let's check out this little clip here. The clip is so short. They even included Andrew Tackett's walkout dog, andrew Tackett, 20 year old, coming in. Look at this. Nice duck under works for the single connects his hands. He tries to grab you roll out of it as he takes the back, but it doesn't work. Nice little roll there, but to no avail because Andrew stuck on him like glue, bro. Every time he's rolling he slowly was working that left arm under for that rear naked, which is what he ended up getting. That's still this. This kid has been training since he was like a baby dude, so he is like upper echelon Jujit, that'll. You're going to start hearing a lot more about this kid man. He is a monster, you said he's 21.
Speaker 3:No, he's only 20.
Speaker 1:He's only 20. You know, I remember, uh. So this is the second time he's been on who's number one. In his first match on who's number one he took on Mika Galval as a last minute replacement and he ended up going the whole match because he lost by decision, I believe. But he lasted the whole time, dude, and that's Mika on steroids. That was going to say man, he ain't no slouch. Yeah, now he ain't no punk, bro, all right. Next match, dude, the return of Nikki Ryan. Nikki Ryan, the little brother of Gordon Ryan El Sousio, taking on Renee Sosa. I don't have a clip for this, but, dude, nikki Ryan dominated from the get go. He was on his back for, like, I think, the match went like seven, eight minutes. He must have been on his back for a good six and a half of that, maybe, and he also ended with a rear naked. So he at no point at all. Was he ever in trouble, bro, this could have been the main event. Dog Felipe Ben not taking on High Sum. Rita, I don't know what's going on with High Sum. I don't know if he was scared, he just didn't seem like his normal self. Felipe made easy, quick work with him, dude, these guys were so freaking long that when they scrambled around and ended up like I want to say like High Sum ended up in a single leg X with Philippe's leg in his armpit. Now, normally when someone lands in that position, their heel is like right outside of their armpit, you know, in prime position to finish a heel hook or an ankle lock. These guys are so freaking long, dude, felipe's foot was like way back here and High Sum couldn't adjust to it. It was sad. It was sad but fun. I'm just like what a freaking like compared to us with little T Rex legs. You know what I mean. Like they have an excess of legs, you know what I mean. Like it's not even fair. If we were to get stuck in that position, you'd be tapping out in no time. But with that being said, though, dude Felipe eventually guess what he ended up doing, bro, it was the theme of the night Took the back, ended in rear, naked again, so total domination by Philippe, and at the end of the match, I believe he called out Craig Jones again. I don't know why, but yeah, see what happens. I think I'd rather see Philippe make transition over to MMA already. Dude, I don't know. He's going to have to work on that. You know what I mean. Who knows? But at this point, like I don't really know if there's any mattress that I want to see him in in Jiu Jitsu anymore, I think that was supposed to be the way to have like combat combat.
Speaker 2:Jiu Jitsu, they do.
Speaker 1:That might be something that he might want to try out first, you know, before he jumps into mixed martial arts. That would be something different. You know, dude, this next matchup that we're going to get into right now oh sorry, going the wrong way, hey, hey, hey, you know, my boy, dante Leon, bro, bringing it, bringing the heat. This was a fire matchup. Ethan Kreltenstyn of B team, taken on Dante Leon, these, these. They originally had said this was for the king of the north, because these guys are both from Canada, but Dante's like, bro, don't make it sound like that, I'm Canadian but I consider myself American as well because I train over here. We're kind of like on the same team. So he went when he did say that. But, dude, as soon as the math team is started, dante came in like Ethan owed him money, bro, just relentless pace shooting takedowns. He hit this super beautiful arm drag to a blast double, ended up taking Ethan down Eventually. You're not going to believe this, fonzo. Guess what Dante did Took it back Exactly, and it in rear, naked, my friend. So Dante Leon, get it. Get my friend. So Dante Leon gets the sub again. And Dante's talk about moving up to 170 and being the champ in both welterweight and lightweight dude. So I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, he's, he's a high pace, he's. His matches are always fun to watch, dude. So if you're, if you were searching for a Jujit, that'll watch. You want to see takedowns? You want to see submissions? You want to see high flying moves. You want to see a non boring match. Bro, dante Leon, oh, dude, co main events Jasmine Rota taking on, you know, david's for you on Davies, 125 pound flyweight strap. And at the press conference the day before the matchup, dude Jasmine was talking major, ish, major, major, talking all kinds of stuff. I don't know if she was trying to get in fion's head, uh, but dang, I got a clip here because and I don't I want to play it, but it's going to be too loud because it's on Instagram. So let me see if I can play a little bit of it. Let's see how it sounds. I'll lower the volume.
Speaker 3:I think she's going to be me because, like I'm really unimpressed, you know what she's going to do Come at me with a knee cut and try to pass my guard with a basic knee cut. I'm curious how she thinks she's really going to be me, because then that's why here's that knee cut.
Speaker 1:Ricardo sliced through with that under hook, and that was the beginning of the end, really, as you mounted it. And then that was it Just went this closed loop, katakatami, all these things to the back, right back to Katakatami again and again, and again. So in the press conference, jasmine was talking all kinds of ish on fion, saying what's she going to do? She going to cut me to death. She ain't got no game. I'm going to pass her guard, I'm a suburb, I'm going to take her title and yada, yada, yada, nope, what did she use? She used that knee cut dumb, pass guard, eventually mounted and once she mounted it was game over, dude, she could never get her off. She will never. I think she eventually took her back. She's credit to Jasmine, though, dude, she had really great defense and fought off a couple of rear naked attempts, fought off an arm bar, I believe and just couldn't do anything. Though, dude, this was like big sister versus little sister. Just that reminds me of the time that.
Speaker 2:what's her name? Rhonda Rousey went on Jimmy Fallon and she was right before her Holly home fight the first one. And she was saying you know, I know she's going to try to do, she's going to try to, she's going to try to use her jab credit like try to outwork me and then land the head kick, but that's not going to happen. And that's exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1:Exactly, dude. So it was like karma, bro. That's what you're talking about, bro, that's what you get. Stay humble, jasmine, you'll be back. You'll be back, all right. Fondo main event Nicholas Marigali taking on Kynan Duarch. Bro, uh, this was the only match that I picked wrong. I hit all my other picks. Dog Rude, your parlay fool. I know, dog, I know, I know, but it was. It was a really fun matchup, and what this matchup told us is we know who's in charge, we know who the big dog is. There is no question about who the king is right now in jujitsu in. No, I don't want to say no, I mean, this was a no-gey match, so maybe he I mean I guess he could say he's the king of no-gey now until Gordon, until he has a matchup with Gordon. But, dude, check this out. To me this was number one versus number two Nicholas passing guard into Kynan, site, site easily, just hops over into the mouth.
Speaker 2:Dude, he did that way easy.
Speaker 1:He even fight it. Look at it from side control.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's got that leg up, but he's not really doing anything with it. Yeah, almost like he let it happen, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then look at he's just smothering him with his chest, works his knees up, trying to get those knees into the armpits of Kynan.
Speaker 2:Guess I arm triangle.
Speaker 1:Yep yeah, head and arm choke. And a little bit before, a little bit before this, a little bit before, marigali was in a Kynan side Kynan and site Kynan control Dude. Kynan went for a leg lock like a Hail Mary last second I'm out of gas, I don't know what to do. And that's when Marigali use that to pass, eventually get into the mount and finish with the head and arm choke.
Speaker 2:So is that, but he was just exhausted at that point then.
Speaker 1:I think so, man. I think so. I think because, as the match started, you could see Marigali picking the pace up little by little by little, and that's not what Kynan is used to. Kynan is used to being the one set in the pace. Kynan is used to being the bully and using his strength and power and game to just, like a title way, just smash his opponent. And that did not happen, not for one second, dude. Marigali tamed the beast. I don't know if Kynan's on off cycle, I don't know if his girlfriend left him. Uh, I don't know if he didn't have his breakfast, that I don't know what happened. Marigali made it look like butter, bro. He just went through him like butter. Yeah, yeah, all right, dog. Next story Experian. One of the podcasters that got us into podcasting, one of the first podcasts I ever listened to Joe Rogan. Check out this lineup, bro. I, like I, one of my favorite podcasts that I used to love to listen to was Joe Rogan experience anytime he had fighters on, because fighting is what Joe knows. That's like he's got a double PhD and it mixed martial arts in combat sports, for that matter. Because he knows boxing, he knows karate, he knows, like he knows it all dude Wrestling. You know what I mean, and it almost seems like ever since Joe moved out to Texas, or Joe's joint spotify, he's just had whoever on, you know, and he's had really, really good guests on, but it's just outside of his realm dog and he's not an expert in those fields. So I'm not going to listen to someone who's not an expert in something I'm going to. If I'm going to waste an hour listening to something on something that I want to know about, I'm going to go to an expert. No.
Speaker 2:I don't know man, so what is he?
Speaker 1:an expert on. He's an expert on fights. So check out this lineup, dude. He's going to have Tony Ferguson, eddie Bravo on, he's going to have Daniel Cormier on, he's going to have Gagarin Musaoui, and this one I'm pumped for, bro Brock Lesnar. How much do you know about Brock Lesnar, other than he's a Mont Corfe monster, steroid it out to the max. Exceptional athlete Mary, who did he marry from WWF? Sabal, yeah, sabal.
Speaker 2:So other than that I don't know Mark Maro for yeah, Well, I mean yours, my man, I know a little bit about his college. I'll be your best man, okay.
Speaker 1:You know what Brock?
Speaker 3:Lesnar.
Speaker 2:Okay, no I mean. I know a little bit about his college background days too. You know what I mean. He was a beast back then, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But, yeah, not a whole lot, yeah, so I liked it you know what.
Speaker 2:Have you seen a lot of episodes where he talks to Joe Rogan episodes where he talks to you like pro wrestlers, like ex pro wrestlers, like what's his name? Undertaker? Yeah, he gets like a stone cold.
Speaker 1:You do some great episodes yes, that's what I'm talking about, dude. Like you get to hear these stories that you're not going to hear anywhere. That's like what makes like I mean, the sport is great in itself, but these guys have a lot of experience Like stories that could be movies, bro. Like go back and listen to Francis and Ghanu on Joe Rogan. Go back and listen to boss Boss Not Joe Rogan, bro. They have some killer bar stories.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so this is exciting and you're absolutely right. This is exactly what I used to love. What are listening to and watching Joe Rogan episodes?
Speaker 1:Yes, this is right up his alley, bro. This is going to be entertainment at its finest.
Speaker 2:I have the finest. I don't think I've listened to a lot of Joe Rogan recently.
Speaker 1:Well, I listened to a fight companion because he hasn't had one in a long time. So he did a fight companion for I want to say last week's ultimate fighter not ultimate fighter, but fight night the Corey Sandhagan and Rob Fon. He had a Brendan Chabon and he had a Bravo one. And I didn't listen to all of it because, uh, to before, like before you know it, they started talking about COVID again. They started talking about LeBron James's kid, how he heart attack, and then they're like oh, he got the shot. And then Eddie Bravo went into. In the next five to 10 years, 50 to 100 million people are going to be dying and Joe's like from the virus, from the shot. And Eddie goes from everything Everything cancer, aids, std, everything.
Speaker 3:And then he didn't name a source.
Speaker 1:He didn't say where he got that from. That was it. They just went on to the next thing. Then they started talking about yeah, do no check this out. Then they started talking about a fighter, a specific fighter I forgot who and then Joe started talking about how that fighter has been training and doing this and that, and then, like 10 seconds into what he's saying, he stopped and he goes. Wait a minute, I better backtrack. I'm not an expert in that, so I better not say anything.
Speaker 2:Love that guy Love that guy, all right.
Speaker 1:Bro, how pumped are you for this? Fonzo bro, you know I've been watching a lot of one championship lately, a lot of mixed martial arts, a lot of Muay Thai. But these two dudes are two of the heaviest Muay Thai fighters they got and I cannot believe that they announced the matchup. So what am I talking about? Broad tank taking on Super Lick September 22nd Lupini Stadium for the Flyweight Muay Thai World Championship. Bro Dude, this is going to be violence at its finest. Like I like to say, dog, this is going to be a war.
Speaker 2:This is going to be sick dude. These two guys have some of the most entertaining fights I've ever seen.
Speaker 1:And oh yeah, have you ever looked up their highlight reels? They got all of them. I mean, oh yeah and fan made videos. But look up either one of these guys highlight reels Super Lick highlight reel, rod tank and you will not be disappointed. Just elbows, right hands, left hands, body shots I kick, like me, everything do. These guys are total package when it comes to Muay Thai. So I cannot wait. This is gonna be a banger of a fight, bro. Banger of a fight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is definitely something that's gonna be a highlight of highlights. You like this is just Like these two guys. If you've never watched a Muay Thai fight, I would definitely go check this out now.
Speaker 1:This would be perfect for your first Muay Thai fight. Let us know, if this is your first Muay Thai fight, what your first actually are? Your first one fight night Muay Thai match? Do I think these guys are gonna be fighting with the four ounce gloves to Looking forward to it, bro, dog, you know we look to shit on this. What are we? talking about power slap. We hate power slap, but it came up and I found this cool clip that someone made. I don't know who's this UFC reporter, dude, she's super funny. I Don't know. I don't know. She's the one that made the, the, the video of Poeton Shadow boxing in the middle of the road and she was like driving. Did you see that one? I don't think I saw that. No, it was funny. She's driving her car and then she's like calls 911 because Poeton's in the middle of the street like striking and she calls 911. She's like there's a Guy. Uh, it's funny, dude, I'll look for it. But so she interviewed a few UFC fighters and asked them to comment on power slap. What do you think? So let's check it out. You're squaring Jorge Mazvedal first, bro, being asked you like power slap.
Speaker 3:Every time I see a highlight, someone's going into the next dimension. That's crazy as well. What?
Speaker 1:do you think of power? Slap Can be me. I couldn't miss my slap. Mean look at everyone and say, yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 3:What do you think of power?
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh. As a fan it's awesome, but as an athlete definitely never do it. So you would never challenge anyone to a power slap match Never, are you kidding me right? You have to stay in there and take it as a man. What worst thing could happen to you then getting slapped in the face by another?
Speaker 3:man getting in the butt.
Speaker 1:You know what? You beat me, you got me there.
Speaker 3:Slap it in cheeks People talk about. I was crazy when I used to fish fight on the street. I know it's like damn. You fought your whole life for 20 years. You can't take a slap. If you slap me, you got to kill me because I'm gonna catch you in the parking lot, jorge.
Speaker 1:Your lawyer does not want you saying things like that, right?
Speaker 3:now.
Speaker 1:You're still. It's not over yet. Kobe's good. That's a sound bite for Kobe's lawyer. Yeah, sounds like nobody likes power slap dog, and that's all we're gonna say about that Dog. You sweeted this to me earlier in the week. Abc announces three new MMA rules, bro. Break it down for us, fonzo.
Speaker 2:All right. So these three new rules, which to bag? I agree with all of them for sure. I think they're definitely necessary. But rule number one says Is addresses a five-minute recovery time for a fighter that's cut by a foul. So basically, if a fighter gets fouled and there's a cut, results of the foul Like a head but maybe or something, right, exactly. The rule. Clarification now allows a cut man to enter the cage and Attend to the wound during this period, offering better support to the injured fighter. Dude, this is dude. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know why this wasn't a thing before no fool, you got a clot that fucking cut open.
Speaker 1:That's a four inch gash above your eyebrow. You got two minutes, that's stupid.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, this should have always been the case. I mean, it just makes complete in total sense. Yeah, I mean, if you don't, if you don't get that treated right away yet, it's gonna definitely have repercussions through the rest of the fight. So super glad this is now the standard. What about this next one? This is a good one. Yeah, this is fucking amazing. So room will to concerns referee positioning after a foul. So referees now have discretion to position fighters appropriately after a foul to ensure neither gains an unfair advantage nor stops disadvantage from the incident. So you know, most of the time it's not an issue because, like it usually happens with striking, but if it does happen, when somebody's in a grappling exchange, this is, this is awesome. I think this, this should have been happening as well. It's kind of a rare moment when it does happen, when somebody loses a position because of a foul.
Speaker 1:It's always like super catastrophic, like it's always Totally, you know we'll shit. Dude, it's like when you're in jiu-jitsu and you work so hard to get someone's back and then you reset and then they try to start from guard or some shit. Not fool, I was on your back, I want to get there now. You got to work to get out, so that's how I agree with this rule.
Speaker 2:I, I agree too. Now it's also important. I think I read a clarifier, clarifying like Addition to this, that says that a fighter can't can't gain. So if you foul somebody and you have a favorable, favorable position, they're not gonna put you in that favorable position because you cause it.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, that makes it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, only if you get. If you're the one that had the foul happen to you and you have a favorable position, then it gets restarted. Otherwise it would be a neutral position.
Speaker 1:That's good, that makes sense. Yeah, all right. And the last rule, fonzo, what is that?
Speaker 2:It says focuses on cooperation between a ringside doctors and referees after a night poke at any other foul. The clarification Up from sites that doctors should not ask the fighters immediately if they can see after night poke, since vision often returns with a bit of time To recover. This ensures that fighters are given the appropriate five-minute break to cover the night poke incident. So basically, you know now, we know, dude, like that, whenever there's an I poke situation or any other type of foul situation, immediately the last, are you ready, are you okay? And I feel like, yeah, I was gonna say, I feel like right now, like fighters are just like they're trying to not to Like, seem weak or like they don't want to continue, so they'll often return to fight quicker Then what they should take. They should take some time to recover because, dude, an I poke a nut shot Like those are those take time like.
Speaker 1:I like when coach asks hey, does anybody have any questions? You're like nope yeah yeah. I have no idea what's going on and you just got to do it anyways because you don't want to look like a white belt. Yeah, so yeah, so I think this is good.
Speaker 2:So this, this is definitely good. Get at least in a minute and a half to recover before you can even start the fight.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a great idea. So three new rule changes. They should have immediate impacts, especially not rule number two. Yeah, and these are effective immediately.
Speaker 2:So yes, awesome yes all right.
Speaker 1:So we talked a little bit about our boy dust employee After he got KO'd into the stratosphere by Justin gaegi and we discussed a little bit about him possibly moving up to welterweight. And then I told you that I had heard him come on the uh mma hour with aerial hawani and he said that he's a little light. He's not as heavy as those welterweight, so he probably wasn't Gonna be making the move. Well, this past week he tweeted guess what? Moving up, bro, moving up. Yeah, I think it's a good move by him, or not?
Speaker 2:I don't know man, this is gonna be difficult.
Speaker 1:He's a little smaller, so that's how a picture of leon edwards standing next to, uh, as the alex pareta poetan bro, yeah, he's fucking giant. Leon edwards is giants. Really. He's not that much smaller than alex bro. Yeah, it's crazy, I don't know. I don't know, dustin, I don't know about this. Bro, I'm looking out for you, you're a awesome fighter. Um, maybe he'll do like anderson silva, bro, and just have like a couple fights yeah, you know, necessarily going through the strap, just just making fun fights, and then he'll come back down to lightweight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so all right, it's good experience, it's good experience, as usual, you know.
Speaker 1:I mean we're the ones that are gonna benefit the most from that, because we're gonna get some banger fights Well bangers right. Don't know who created this graphic, but I had to share it, bro. Gta theme All the welter waits on this. If you can't see this, go watch. Go to our youtube channel and check this out. Uh, it's got leon edwards in the middle with the machine gun, kobe flint on one side, durino on the other and the whole welterweight classes there. All the bangers, dude, all the heavy hitters Kamzah, kamaru, wonder boy, kamzah, even Lukei Jof yeah, dude this is dope. But my question is, dude, we have so many good fighters in this division, but let me ask you this question, fonzo when was the last time you saw these guys fight each other outside of the bell, outside of leon fighting kamaru? When did anybody in this group fight? You know what I mean. Like we saw. We saw Gilbert and Bilal, right, but we haven't seen Kobe in forever. We haven't seen Kamzah in forever. We haven't seen wonder boy in forever. We were supposed to see Jof and luke. Then we get luke and rda instead. You know what I mean. Like mix it up, man, I've been. We got so many good matchups. It sounds like they're slowly about to start to happen, but when you really think about it, we haven't seen them In years and these guys have been here for at least maybe the last 12, 18 months.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Ufc. You always welterweight matchup, bro, come on.
Speaker 2:But this is. This is exactly what happens, though. When you get and you get this many good fighters in a card, like you know, you gotta, I mean in a division, you, uh, you have to get stacked. Yeah, just get. There's a backlog, you know, I mean, especially because you're not pumping out that many fights, um. So I don't know, man, like it's, it's I want to see, and this is, I think, why, why I'll bring back pride it, just because we, we love pride. I think this is why they had success. You know, you had your gps and stuff like that, where you can have these tournaments, um, so I, you know if, if I had my way here, if I had to say I put a lot of these guys in the tournament you know what I mean and Winner can be, you know you can have a set, just a tournament winner. Right, that's the price. I would be 12.
Speaker 1:Sick dude, just take the top eight, four on each side. Start in the semis. Yeah, or starting the orders, you know. Yeah, that would be sick dude.
Speaker 2:And then maybe after a while, like you can, you can take that tournament winner and give him a title shot. Maybe you don't even have to do that, I just watch because of the tournament.
Speaker 1:Yeah, definitely man. Yeah, you're. You might be on to something, vonzel, hope they're listening out there. Sean Shelby, dana, contact my boy, poncho Pantera.
Speaker 2:I'll walk you through it. You don't know how it's done.
Speaker 1:He'll only ask for 250k a year. That's it, all right. Speaking of 250k, derek Lewis signs a new eight fight deal with the UFC. Hopefully he's gonna be making 250k a fight. Numbers haven't been released on this yet, so we'll see but I would imagine that it was enough money for him to be like Fuck it, I'm not retiring, I'm back, baby. I'm back baby.
Speaker 2:I do. I hope so, and he's an entertaining ass fighter. He deserves it.
Speaker 1:What do you?
Speaker 3:think.
Speaker 1:I think he should have laughed. Or are you cool with him staying in the UFC?
Speaker 2:No, I'm cool with him staying in the usc. I just think maybe he should have held out for a little bit Because he, like that was his final fight. Like I would have been like a I'm gonna go fight and gani real quick, then come back and sign a new contract.
Speaker 1:He probably didn't want to burn UFC. You know he probably didn't want to burn any bridges and you know, and just like I'll do it, bro, I'll see that that that was what's kind of messed up.
Speaker 2:That's kind of shitty, though. Like okay, look, how quickly do I have to sign the contract? Let me get one fight with another promotion. I'll come back to you. You know what I mean. Like one fight. But whatever I mean, it is what it is. I'm not mad at it. You know what I mean, no definitely not. But, um, dude, I'll look at this. I'll get a sweet you. This the other day, because I saw, did you see? This fool got a freaking uh Uh. Sponsorship deal with manscape. Yes.
Speaker 1:I did. That should have been a thing when he took his shorts off the first time.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 1:No, what else do you? That's a, that's a slogan right there.
Speaker 2:That's what he uses as a slogan, or, uh, as a man your balls won't be hot, derek. That's exactly what it is. It's hilarious man. You got to go watch that. Just go to youtube. Watch type in Derek Lewis manscape. You see the whole commercial. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1:I love to see him cash it in, bro. Good to see him cash it in, man.
Speaker 2:He deserves.
Speaker 1:So let's see what's next Ponzo. These next four pay per views ufc 292, 293, 294 and 295. I got the main events here on the screen. I'm starting with 292.
Speaker 2:Do not ask me which one I'm more hyped for. Do not ask me that question.
Speaker 1:Okay, which one are you most pumped for then? Damn aljumain sterling sugar. Shalom Ali israel, adesanya shan strickland, islamah chev Taking on charlie olives or johnny bone jones taking on steep a. Let me take my Viagra, miochic. I don't want to see him die.
Speaker 2:Bro, wait, let me do that one over, let me take my private. Dude, he's taking private. Why you gotta do a man's seat? Why, why, why you gotta do my man's seat.
Speaker 1:Be, dirty like that.
Speaker 2:I don't want to see him die, bro, alright, well, oh, let's see, I don't know, man, this is a tough one, dude. I I'm pumped for all these fights, Honestly, like I think I'm gonna have to, you know, hands to the fire I probably do out of Sanya, strickland, number one, I think that's yeah, I think that's gonna be like the one that I'm most high for. Um, I think that will be maybe the most competitive, have maybe the most ramifications, I don't know. I think John Jones, steve based, is exciting, but I think I know what's gonna happen with that. Same thing with me. I'm excited for Aljo and and O'Malley too. That's gonna be a banger. But I'm not as invested in either one of those fighters as much you know, as as maybe Strickland and out of Sanya. So I think that's that's the only reasoning why that and that would be my, my most like, the one that I'm the most excited for. But all these fights are gonna be for, yeah, super exciting.
Speaker 1:For what about you? I would have to say that I'm probably more pumped for sterling and O'Malley fight. I'm not the the earliest or if I'm just buying into the hype, because you know me for I'm a sucker for talking and when I think that you guys don't like each other, I'm all in bro. The only thing I'm more in is like those value packed video games that they sell at Best Buy. It's the one that's like 007, part 15 and Lord of the Rings parts. Like the booty games. Yeah, I like.
Speaker 2:I like value packs, bro. Well, you've been dupe plenty of times with those fuckers.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'm not the one that's gonna win, but I'm most pumped for sterling and sugar just because I want to see sugar get his what he deserves. I think that he's been. He's had an easy road. I mean Yon's no joke, he did beat. I don't know if he beat Yon, but he did enough to get to think to trick the judges. I didn't think he won, but hey, they gave him the fight. Now he's fighting Aljo. If he beats Aljo then he's for real dog, but I don't think he's for real. The next fight that I'm the most hyped about would be Islam and Charlie Olives. Only because I want to see if there's a different version of Charlie Olives. Was he scared? Was there something? Did he change his game plan from his first fight to this next fight? What are we gonna see different? Next, I would say the Izzy and Strickland. Only because Strickland has a major opportunity to fuck in rain on the Izzy and DDP. But Strickland's got a unique opportunity to come in with like no pressure, because no one's expecting shit out of him and he actually has the chin and the game plan and the gas tank to maybe be able to withstand some of his. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know, because he does like he's got the power too.
Speaker 1:He's got the power too, but he doesn't have the defense. Bro, like I don't know if his style of fighting is good for for cuz somebody else If he is rocky full.
Speaker 2:Yes, exactly, yeah, he's gonna be like Homer Simpson when he became a boxer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, and then I kind of said it, I kinda hinted at this earlier. The fight that I'm the least excited about is John Jones and Stepan Miocha. I was like dude, we already know how that one's gonna end. We do not need to see that. So leave Steve Bay in peace. John, you're just picking youngsters.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just, I don't know what else is left for John Jones here, you know.
Speaker 1:I mean like how many more feisty I was in a contract I. Don't know, I have no idea. Wonder he's talking like this might be his last one. I don't know. I don't know if he's gonna want to stick around, because really there's no other major threat, like there's up-and-comers that could potentially turn into threats, but as of right now there's, there's nobody on his heels so he really can pick and choose what he wants to do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and even even if he goes back to like heavyweight, he's too big. Yeah yeah, I was gonna say like, because right now there's nobody a heavyweight that can touch them Like heavyweight. We got some up-and-comers.
Speaker 1:If I'd be excited to see him against Fauta, yeah that'll be fun, that'll be fun, but I think he's just too big and he knows exactly what to do.
Speaker 2:exactly I was gonna say he's gonna use his wrestling I mean and nullify for time. So there's nobody that can touch right now as a complete package, like if it was dude, if it can you imagine for time, and John Jones in a kickboxing match.
Speaker 1:You light his ass up, bro. Oh, that'd be, that'd be amazing. Oh yeah, I'm sure John wouldn't be totally outclassed.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean? No, no, not at all. They get interesting for sure. That's what I'm saying. That's why it would be exciting. Yeah, I mean no, you couldn't use his wrestling to nullify a photon.
Speaker 1:That'd be that'd be a great fight. That'd be scary for him, dude, that would be scary. Yeah, yeah, alright, dog, let me ask you something that I've been asking you. Don't let me down, dog, I have not yes. Yes, all right, I got you, I got you. Recap, dog bro, I know I told you that last week's fight was like the fight of the season Uh-uh, uh-uh. This one right here. This was a fucking banger dude. This was so good. Kurt Holabaugh taking on Jason Knight Bloody violent as hell. It went all three rounds, dude. Everybody was super impressed. There was nobody in the that was watching. That was sitting down, damn yeah. So if you get a chance, go back and watch that fight. On this episode they also did the coaches challenge. You know they always do a stupid challenge where they make the head coaches go against each other and the winning team gets like some cash and the coach gets some cash, right, yeah, well, on this episode this year they had the coaches challenge and they had him do a fucking ice bath dog. Okay yeah it was crazy, dude. They were in there for almost a half an hour.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Yes, dude, chandler was like this toward the end oh they're balls got fucking frostbite dude. He was shivering and McGregor must have been drunk as fuck, dude, because he was like in a hot tub.
Speaker 2:Dude, he looks like. He looks like he's just chillin, look at him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so they went through three rounds and they answered trivia questions. I think the first round was like on UFC fights, second round was on tough questions and then the third round. They asked them questions about each other, so Conner ended up winning by one point, so I think favorite color, let's what's my Tony's everybody knows dude, he already knows.
Speaker 2:So who brought.
Speaker 1:You can't tell us I did. I told you, I said McGregor won by one point. Yeah, Gregor won by one point and, yeah, it was close. Dude, they were like neck and neck most of the time. Oh, and, by the way, dana was pissed why was he pissed cuz they made him do it, no, cuz he thought that the ice bath was Irresponsible. He thought that they could have got hurt. But they could have. Yeah, yeah, he could have been to hypothermia.
Speaker 2:He could have lost a foot or something, bro, protecting fucking McGregor's nuts. Oh, that's why he's mad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, how dare you? I gotta suck on those later. Nothing worse than cold nuts. Dana White he likes to roast it. All right, dog, next week going down UFC 292. I'm gonna go over some of the card here and I want to share this freaking video that I found on no other than my favorite Reddit. Bro, check this shit out. A I created. They got all the fighters from the main card on this shit. Dude, it's sick. Do you like Lord of the Rings? Fonzo, you're gonna like this, bro. I this for all the Lord of the Ring fans out there. What we're looking at right now is a fan made video of the main card of UFC 292 in Lord of the Rings trailer style. It's amazing, dude, that is amazing. Why does? Chito just say Chito though.
Speaker 2:Because that's all he needs.
Speaker 1:Chito is from Lord of the Rings, jeff.
Speaker 2:Neal.
Speaker 1:Jesus. This was made before Jeff Neal got injured, so it still has Jeff Neal.
Speaker 2:Dude. Cody Garbrant has some locks.
Speaker 1:Look at this guy.
Speaker 3:Damn Look at my cousin.
Speaker 1:Mario.
Speaker 2:Brad Tavares.
Speaker 1:That does not look like Brad Tavares. It looks a little like Chris Whiteman. Chris Whiteman just looks like himself. Chris Whiteman as Chris Whiteman, going down the 23rd of August. Oh no, it's the 20th. That's pretty good. Huh, that was pretty good. That was really good. I don't know who created it, but it was awesome, alright.
Speaker 3:Bongo Thank you?
Speaker 1:Yeah for sure, right, alright, dude. So check this out here. I'm just going to go over the fights that I want to talk about. We're going to talk about these a whole lot more on Thursday when we do our USC 292 Parley Super Show Pick-Ums show, so we'll go more in depth there. Let's just get some quick picks in here and talk about the matchups. So, cody Garbrant, mario Batista I'm sorry to let you know, fonzo Cody is out, so I don't know if this is enough time for them to find Mario an opponent. Maybe they'll move him to another card or find him an opponent and then move him down, I don't know. Chris Whiteman, brad Tavares dude, chris Whiteman hasn't fought since he busted his leg, so that'll be good to see. And then Chito Vera taking on Pedro Munoz. Neil Magby taking on Ian Gary, and then the main event and Cole main event Algemae Sterling taking on Sean O'Malley. Jean-gui Lee taking on Amanda Lemos. Fondo, who are you taking in? Whiteman, brad Tavares.
Speaker 2:Oh man, just because we haven't seen Whiteman in such a long time, I think I'm going to have to go with Brad Tavares just because of that, just the unknown. What's been going on since last time we've seen him? Everything rust, all that, and then coming back from something like that dude, I don't know, epic injury bro.
Speaker 1:One thing he's been saying is that as soon as he gets in there, he says the first thing he's going to do is throw a hard leg kick Damn.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So we're going to find out real quick how ready he is dog. So I'm looking forward to it. I want to go Whiteman, just because I think he's coming in as an underdog man and I want to see him prove everybody wrong. I don't know if we're going to see him back as his old self, but if he's half as good as what he used to be, that should be enough to be Brad. Okay, man dude. I wish this would have been Jeff Neil and Ian Gary, but it's Neil Magney, taking on Ian Gary, who you got in this one dog.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I got to do a little bit more research on it. I'll have more on Thursday, but gut instinct, Neil Magney.
Speaker 1:Neil Magney.
Speaker 2:All right, yeah, I might change my mind though, but we'll see. I'll have to have to go back and look at these guys a little bit more in depth, but just instinct says Neil Magney.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go. I'm going to go opposite on you on this one. I'm going to go. Ian, gary, I haven't watched a lot of his fights, but I do know that he's on a hot streak. I know he's young, I know that he just moved to Brazil or spent some time in Brazil to work on his jujitsu game, and I think Neil's coming in off of an L, if I'm not mistaken, and if he's not, I know he's been around the block for a while. So this might be like old dog taking on the young dog. You know Ian's trying to climb the ranks but as of right now, probably going to go Ian, and then after that what's?
Speaker 2:that His last fight was against Bill of Bro. We won via decision, but before that, I think you're thinking about what he lost to Gilbert Burns.
Speaker 1:There you go. Oh yeah, he got sub super fast and Ian's Ian is not Duriño, so maybe you're right, fonzo, maybe he can outwork him, because you know Neil always comes with the full gas tank. Yeah, and he's no punk on the ground and he's super long and he's always pretty good at using his link. So we'll see. Yeah, what about Cheeto Bedro, bro, I got to go with Cheeto Cheeto. Do you think Cheeto is going to have a different game plan? I think so.
Speaker 2:Maybe his same old self start off slow and just look to land a kill shot, I think um, I think he learned a lot from his last fight Well, but uh, I mean, you know it's hard, you know tendencies for fighters, their habits, right, those are hard to break, those are hard to change. But his last fight, I mean he could have done so much better should he had started sooner. You know what I mean. And I think if he, if he learned anything from that fight, he's going to bring it to this fight, and I hope he did so. Um, I just that's the only reason. That's why I'm going with Cheeto here and plus Cheeto.
Speaker 1:Yes, yep, can never count them out. Dog, yeah, all right. Co-main and main event Jong-Wai Lee taking on Amanda Lemmos for the women's strongweight title. Bro, how can you pick against Jong-Wai Lee? Same Yep.
Speaker 2:That's exactly exactly what I'm thinking. I think he's.
Speaker 1:And then you already know my pick for the main event Alger main sterling, taking on Shigashon O'Malley.
Speaker 2:I'm on the Aljo train, bro, choo-choo All right, you know, just to make it a little interesting, um, I'm going to say Shigashon. I'm going to say Shigashon, yeah, I don't think, I don't think he's uh, I don't think he's a fraud man, I think he's legit. I think, I'm not I don't think he's a fraud.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying he had an easy road, an easier road to the title than most. And when you look at his knockouts, like when you look at his when he kills people's, like who were those people? Like he's like you know bombs bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so. So here's my thoughts on that. Like you're absolutely right, I think. I think a lot of the competition he's faced that has made him look stellar didn't deserve to be there, right, yeah, but at the same time, you can't deny his um. You know, you can't deny his technique, dude, he's got, he's got speed, he's got um, he's got good technique and he's got precision striking. Like, if you look the way he strikes, like he's, he's on, he's on top of it, dude, like he, he has range attacks, he's able to get on the inside. I think it's going to be a great fight. Like this is a perfect fight for both of them, because here's the deal. I don't think, uh, aljo has won people over. Yeah, he's a champ, but a lot of people don't like him. Yeah, they don't like him a lot of. I think a lot of it has to do with that. Peter Peter John, like when, like the way he won the title, people hate that shit. You know what I mean. I hate him for that shit. You know, even now I want to see him lose because of that, but at the same time, if he puts on a good show here, I think it'll do a lot for his reputation. So both of these guys um have a lot to gain from this fight if they put on a great show.
Speaker 1:Winner would love to see like a TJ Dillishaw ass whooping on this Like the way he did TJ. That's what I want him to do to sugar, but I don't know if he'll be able to. We'll see. That's the thing.
Speaker 2:I don't think either guys are going to be able to do that to each other. So I think this is going to be like a banger of a fight. It's going to be one of those fights that it just it's going to go on. It's going to be back and forth, it's going to be entertaining and both of these guys are going to end up winning. I think it's going to happen Like you know what I mean Like in a, in a figurative sense, you're going to have both these guys have performances that are just stellar and it'll it'll be good for both of them. But I, I, I'm the best fight on the card man? I think so too, but I think sugar Sean is is going to edge it out here. I don't think it's going to be a knockout, it's going to be a five, five round five round decision. Yep.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, we'll talk more about that on Thursday. One more thing, oh, actually, two more things. So so this was announced on Friday maybe, or yesterday, curtis blades going to be taking on jail 10. I'll made a November 4th, bro. Number five versus number nine this is going to open up the heavyweight ranks big time. Dude, what do you think about this? Are you pumped or not?
Speaker 2:Yeah, wrestling versus jujitsu. I think it's going to be good. You know I prefer, you know I prefer more standup kind of wars. But yeah, this is definitely going to be interesting.
Speaker 1:It's going to be good. It's going to be good for Curtis, because he always does good when he fights against someone who can't knock his head off into the outer dimensions Unless a gelatin might be totally capable of that, who knows, because we've only seen him subbing people. I think, yeah, but this is going to be wrestling versus jujitsu man Should be a fun matchup.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:For sure. All right, dude, I got one last. Oh, actually a lot more things I forgot about this last. So, vicente Luque dos Rafael, dos años. Ufc fight night. We're only going to go over the finishes dog, only the things, only the fights that matter the most. Dude, damon Blackshear versus Jose Johnson. Bro, get ready to see something you've only seen two other times in the UFC and I know I'm not talking about junk.
Speaker 2:Oh, this.
Speaker 1:Is, so here we got out to hit a twister bro. So just before this, jose Johnson threw an elbow and it black black shirt. But he was able to catch it. And when he caught it he used that to bring it over his head to set up the twister. Oh damn, yeah, look at this crank. This is one of the nastiest submissions you can get somebody in Dude. I hate these, but they're so. Yeah, that's just twist your spine, bro, it's not fun. So, damon Blackshear, congratulations bro, you are the third member of the twister club, not the Titty twister, eddie Bravo twister. All right, bro, terrence McKinney taking on Mike Breeden, t Rex back in the house. I think T Rex was coming in off of a loss.
Speaker 2:No, I actually don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure he was coming in off a loss. So he wanted to come in and make a statement. And, bro, check this shit out. He didn't take long, waited about a minute into the fight before he just starts dropping bombs. Knees, elbows. His opponent goes down for a week. Take down and look at this plum right here. Body shots, head shots, mixing it up hooks it could have been stopped right there. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I think that's Chris Tione, my fourth favorite ref in the UFC, just kidding. Herb Dean, herb Dean, herb Dean, herb Dean, all the way, bro, good fight. Terrence Dude. Marcus McGee taking on JP Byes. I guess JP Byes is the third real African in the UFC, bro, south African.
Speaker 2:Why does this graphic look? It was made by it.
Speaker 1:It probably was their heads, barely. Why does that graphic look like? Check this out JP Byes, let's take that one. I guess JP buys as a wrestler. Mcgee is the striker has like tons of finishes on his record. Dude, I think he only had two fights that have gone the distance. Everything else is a finish with strikes. So check this out, did you see?
Speaker 3:that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, One hit killer. Look one shot, kill, shot bro.
Speaker 3:He's a gentleman.
Speaker 1:He didn't follow it up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's done Like he just dazed. Oh yeah, so that was Marcus.
Speaker 1:McGee. Dude, and these are bandim weights. Dude, 130 fibers. When do you see 130 fibers dropping someone with one shot Ever? Yeah, barely dude, like you see them knock people down, but it's usually a culmination of shots. You know, not just one. So let's see what happens with Marcus next. Yeah, you're right, dude, this picture looks weird. All right, dude, rancis Marshall taking on Isaac Dullgarian. Bro, I guess Isaac Dullgarian is a stud college wrestler. He trains with Brazilian bike factory, or I forget the team he trains with, but I heard that he trains out of Denver, colorado, and lives in an RV with his girlfriend and two Huskies. Check out this. Fucking beat down, bro. Look at this. Dullgarian gets the S-mount and just starts dropping bombs on Marshall. Dude, this is the end of round one, dude, this should have been this also could have exactly what I was just about to say. Dude, what I was just about to say, jason Herzog. What are you looking at, bro?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Johnson Sandwich's logo. Yeah, I don't understand that. He's like Dana. I paid $300 to have my name on the mat. Where is it at? Yeah, dammit Jason, you're repping this fight right now. Oh yeah, the fight's over, boys.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was a good one, More Marshall bro, One, two, three four, 10 shots ago.
Speaker 2:I should have been fired Because I should have been stopped. Yeah, who?
Speaker 1:did he take One, two? Let's count all these shots. One two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, four, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32. That's just right, dude. He blocked maybe two or three of those and it just half blocked.
Speaker 2:It wasn't even like a full block.
Speaker 1:That's awful. That's awful, man, that's awful, but hey. So Gary has got a $50,000 bonus, bro, so looking forward to what he does in the future. Man Well, that went all to his medical bills.
Speaker 2:What are you talking about? He's going to have to pay Marshall's bills, bro, yeah exactly, dude.
Speaker 1:How about this? I love watching Khalil roundtree when he feels confident. Bro, he is like a machine, a Muay Thai machine, dude. So this Khalil roundtree taking on Chris Docus Dude, chris Docus looks like he could fight at welterweight. Still, this is at light heavyweight. He could easily drop one more weight class to middleweight. Look at this Khalil throwing that little jab, measuring his distance. It feels like what do you think? Look at how calm and chill he looks, so patient, just slowly taking steps forward, not spending a lot of energy there. Boom, oh shit, oh that was a Mack truck. Right. Oh, my god dude, he just exploded out of nowhere with that one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that was a Mack truck.
Speaker 1:Because if we go back here, dude, look at how he steps forward two steps at a time, like he'll take one, two, one, two and nothing, slowly moving forward and then, when he does it before that kill shot, docus doesn't even expect it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's baiting him. He's baiting him to come in.
Speaker 1:Baiting him, bro, baiting him. So, khalil, first round KO one shot, kill shot, bro. See what else we got. All right, dog, that was it. But I did ask you earlier in this week to give me your favorite UFC knockouts. But your favorite one shot killer shot like one shot, kill shot. So I made this little highlight reel here. I'm not going to play the whole thing. I'll be uploading it to our social media later If you want to check the whole thing out. But I got our five, in no particular order, favorite OK, first one up Etzin Barbosa. Terry Edam, you remember this one? I do Dude, this was back in the day. Yeah, this was an early one, dude, but this was that spinning wheelhouse kick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that was beautiful.
Speaker 1:All right, let me forward to the next one? How about this one? How about this one? How about this one? Matt Brown, Diego Sanchez, Elbow Matt Brown, elbow bro, God dang dude, he just brought that elbow back. Looking out, he like holds that leg and he waits, waits, waits and then just crap. Well, that looked like a motor combat fatality it was Diego's dead bro. All right. How about this one? Alasdair Overeem Francis Nganu? Dude, this was an uppercut from hell, dude. On Reddit they called this a decapitation. Yeah, that's exactly what it was. That was just one shot. Look at this dude. And he was reaching on that off balance and, dude, if you noticed, alasdair clocks him right in the back of the ear just before this. Look at this, see. Oh, yeah, yeah he did and he didn't do nothing. It did nothing. Look at this Right there. Yeah, did Clock some with the left. Here we go, fonzo. Here's yours, bro. Anderson Silva, forrest Griffin. Anderson moved up in light to light heavyweight for this matchup. And, dude, how about a walking back? Jab KO.
Speaker 2:This is just like like how, how does this even happen? How does this even work?
Speaker 1:This is like Roy Jones on steroids.
Speaker 2:Because, you know, forrest Griffin can take a shot. So the fact that he did this- Dude, how about after this?
Speaker 1:Forrest Griffin went running out of the cage, remember? All right, one more, fonzo, I got one more. This is an oldie but a goodie Am. I talking about.
Speaker 2:Talking about.
Speaker 1:Ease Edwards beating the bricks off of Josh Thompson. Let me play that one more time for you, fonzo, me and Eddie were here for this fight dude. So Ease Edwards was a major, major underdog in this fight, josh Thompson coming in with two losses. He was just a stud dude Supposed to be fighting for the light Wait strap pretty soon. This was just before UFC got rid of the lightweight division for a little while. But Ease Edwards taking his head off with that kick dude, he was done right there already.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that was it.
Speaker 1:Lifeless dude.
Speaker 2:He was out, his head bounced off the canvas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so, fonzo, that is all I got my man. That was it. Ufc kill shots. Dude any closing comments, anything you want to say before we wrap this bad boy up?
Speaker 2:Oh man, I'm excited for next week. I'm excited for our pick-ums. So until then, hey, let us know what your pick-ums are so that way maybe we can talk about it on Thursday when we do our video breakdown of them. And good luck to all you who are going to be putting in a little bit of cash on the line to make these a little interesting. So we'll see you then. Have a great week.
Speaker 1:Talk to you guys later, ease. That's what's up. All right, fonzo. Thank you, my man. Thank you everybody out there for tuning in. Don't forget, come back. Our Parley SuperShare will be available on all streaming platforms and YouTube Friday morning. Until then, combat crew out. Have a great week. Everyone. Move it. Move your junk into your any time, or you can quit, but for real.
