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Could the shifting sands of the UFC 297 fight card spell a new era for the lightweight division? Fonzo and I lace up to explore the combustible cocktail of matchups and mayhem that's been brewing in the fight world. We're pulling no punches with our in-depth analysis of Benot St. Denis underdog story against Dustin Poirier, Sean O'Malley's brazen march to face Cheeto Vera, and the strategy that Islam Makhachev might unfurl in 2024. Plus, we're unpacking the drama that's hotter than a kimura in the sun, with Mikey Musumeci throwing down the gauntlet to Sneako.
Hang on to your gloves as we catapult into the future, with UFC 300 just on the horizon and the potential shake-ups in the fight cards that could redefine legacies. We're talking about the implications of a Whittaker vs. Costa bout, the Herculean move Alex Pereira might make to heavyweight, and all the murmurs surrounding who might shine at International Fight Week. Our adrenaline is pumping just thinking about the tidal wave of No Gi Jiu-Jitsu heating up February, and we're bringing you every scalding hot detail.
And for the true aficionados craving a recap of raw power and precision, we've got your fix. We're breaking down the most jaw-dropping finishes, like Joshua Van's blitz on Felipe Bun, and pondering the future of standouts like Marcus McGhee – could he climb the bantamweight ladder to face legends like Dominic Cruz? From spinning back kicks to strategic knockouts, we're serving up the stories behind the sweat and spotlighting the fighters who turn the octagon into an odyssey of triumph and heart. Strap in for a ride with Chingosso's Combat Crew that's as wild as the world of combat sports itself.
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Speaker 2:Woo Ready, all right.
Speaker 1:Can you hear this? Who the fuck is that guy?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah. All right good.
Speaker 1:All right, here we go, counting it down and actually wait. I wanted to start it off with something. See if it's here. Yes, here we go, started it off with this and then, as soon as this is done, it'll click over into it.
Speaker 4:I tried to the champion. He chose a little too much, but that's my last. Oh, maybe you just shook up the world. You just shook up the world. How's?
Speaker 2:that feel? How's that feel? Hey, I'm not surprised, I'm not surprised.
Speaker 1:Hey, welcome to this week's episode of Chingosso's Combat Crew, your one stop shop for all your combat nukes. It's the second week of January and it's the official first fight week of 2024. We've got UFC 297 coming around the corner. On this week's episode we're going to be looking at UFC 297, who's number one? And IBJJF no events coming up and tons of MMA news. I got my boy, fonzio, here to kick off the whole show. How you doing homie, doing good man Doing good.
Speaker 2:It's a new week and getting ready to start talking about some fights. We just had some this weekend, so finally it feels like it's been forever.
Speaker 3:Craig Jones is Maricón del Culo. He likes Culo a lot. Do you understand that? If you know Craig Jones, that's what he is Maricón del Culo. Thank you, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:Craig Jones getting insulted and maybe thanks them at the very end. That's my newest sound bite, bro. Hey, speaking of sound bites, let's start the week off with the little scandal, little social media shit talking. So there's this guy that goes by the name of Sneeko. I got him up on the screen right now. You seen this guy before? Fonzio, I don't think so. He is an official POS, my man. So apparently he came out with the video. I was trying to find the video but I can't find it anymore when he was talking smack about Jiu Jitsu, talking smack about Mikey Musimichi, and then Mikey responds. Mikey responded and here he is.
Speaker 4:Today I'm going to talk about bullies. Bullies are weak people that make fun of others around them to give themselves relevance and to make themselves feel good. They pick on the differences of humans, which is the most beautiful part of humans their uniqueness. I really don't like bullies guys. And there's this guy named Sneeko making fun of me, making fun of my friend, making fun of Jiu Jitsu. He calls himself a boxer. I'm a Jiu Jitsu guy. Let's have an MMA fight. I challenge Sneeko to an MMA fight. I'm going to shut his mouth and I'm going to take the bullies lunch money.
Speaker 1:Boom. So Mikey lays the gauntlet down, challenges into an MMA fight. And the guy responded back by saying something like hey, yeah, of course he's going to kick my ass in a Jiu Jitsu match, but it's not a Jiu Jitsu match, bitch, it's an MMA match, so you can box them, box them up, bro. And now you got it. So he's kind of backtracking. And now he's saying all right, I'll do it, but with the stipulation that you pull a string for me. And that string is he wants Mikey to set up an interview with Mark Zuckerberg on that guy's podcast and talk about Zionism. I'm like that's fucking stupid. So, mikey, already I believe Mikey declined, but on the screen font so you'll notice a pretty husky looking man. That's Tom de Blas. I be JJF black belt MMA fighter. I think he even fought in the UFC back in the day at one time. But he's got his own school Very successful individual and he offered that guy a full, basically a vacation out to his gym and on the East Coast flight vacate flight, hotel food. And he's got to fight one of his blue belts and it's going to be live streamed, so he either fight a main match. He didn't say but I don't know if they're going to stick with the MMA theme. But he said he could either fight a guy blue belt or a girl black belt. Up to him His call. You think it's got to be live string.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's going to get his ass murked.
Speaker 1:So I doubt he responds to that challenge and it's just fucking bullshit dude, Just a fucking guy trying to get clicked, and I hope in people. I hope when you get that'll seem on the street. They just slap them beside the head, Just fucking wristlock.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man yeah.
Speaker 1:All right, dude, all your dreams are coming true in 2024, bro. Dana just announced Zongwei Li fighting Yan Xiao Nan at UFC three. Honey, what do you think, dude? What? Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, wait. Wasn't she getting retired soon? Not yet, apparently not.
Speaker 1:She still got to one more in her, so I'm sorry this is a fire.
Speaker 2:I've been wanting to watch for a while. Yeah, yeah, this one should have got made a while back, so here we go.
Speaker 1:They're going to throw it on. I was expecting this one to happen at the end of last year.
Speaker 2:So that's good, I'm fucking yeah, it's a way, what a way to start 2024, man, yeah, heck, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, before we get to 300, though, we got to get to UFC 299, and it is loaded to the max. Dude, look at this from top to bottom O'Malley Cheeto to Dustin Poirier, ben Wasandini, cheeto, I mean Cheeto Durinho and JDM, kevin Holland, venom Page, curtis Blades, jelton Almeida, songya Dong and Piotr Yan, matias Gamera, rafael Dos Años and Caitlin Coocheghan and Macy Barber, bro.
Speaker 2:Dude, were you the one that's telling me like this is even more stacked than 300?
Speaker 1:I believe so, man. If you look at it, you know what I mean. Look at this, look at the prelims, even.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's fucking nuts man you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:So I heard that the Lorne Murphy and Kering Silva fight has been scratched, so they're going to add another fight to this. Still, damn, yeah, look at the three, four, five. How many fights did they put on the paper for you? Is it only five, right? Yeah? So look, dude, songya Dong is going to be and Piotr Yan on prelims. Matias Gamera, rda, on the prelims. Dude, those are two paper view fights, right there.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's crazy, that's crazy. Just yeah, just those two, those two fights, yes, so watch out.
Speaker 1:They're going to be adding another call, another fight to this card, so we got another announcement coming up pretty soon, so keep your ears peeled. Fonzo, all right, yeah, yeah, going back to UFC 300. Did you hear this? Yeah? Dude, this is officially announced Cody, no love Garbrandt going to be taking on Davidson Figueiredo for his second scrap at the Banton weight division. Man, what do you think, bro? Good or not?
Speaker 2:It's going to be a good fight. I just think Cody's going to fucking knock his block off. You think Cody's?
Speaker 1:going to knock.
Speaker 2:Figue out yeah.
Speaker 1:You think?
Speaker 2:so I think, so, I think. So, man, I don't know. I feel like this is just going to be like there's.
Speaker 1:I feel like they're just setting up Cody to get murdered. I don't think he's going to survive this dude, you don't think so? I don't think so, man. I don't think he's going to survive this dude.
Speaker 2:I don't know, man, I think I can. You can now strike them so we'll see, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1:but All right, we might have to have a side bed on that. I'll take you All right. You heard it here first folks. All right, dude. Moving on UFC Mexico, february 24. It's gonna be the Mexico City Cart Main event, brandon Moreno taking on Aba Amir al-Bazi Well, guess what dog or anyone on the podcast, and drop this phone, it's a.
Speaker 5:It's a different opponent. I don't know what happened with Amir al-Bazi, but he's out of the of the of the fight, so now I'm gonna fight against a brown rebel he fought for the like December in December, I'm just ready. You know, at the end it's just about the next opponent. I just, I just want the opportunity to fight for the title again.
Speaker 1:Um, if you have sister bra. So Amir al-Bazi scratch and Brandon raw dog Royville in dog. In that's probably an automatic number one contender fight, but check this out. Brandon Royville tweeted this a couple days ago. He just got informed that not not only is this the last second replay I mean not really last second replacement fight but he's gonna be stepping in for Amir al-Bazi for this fight, and this fight is gonna be for the flyweight BMF.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 1:Why I'm I giving everybody they might be. Keep like if they're gonna do this, then they're probably gonna do a BMF for every weight class, I would imagine.
Speaker 2:Fuck man, god damn it. This. This takes a fun out of it, like these like what does it mean?
Speaker 1:It doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 5:dude it doesn't mean anything. Yeah, it's just another. Why just?
Speaker 1:like a WWF title. Yeah, it's like the intercontinental the, the TV champ, whatever you call it back in the day the only belt that really matters. You know, is the one for the championship. That's it. Yeah, it's just a made-up belt, so it's kind of cool that they're calling it that, but it in the end, it doesn't really matter, no matter what. The one thing that is gonna matter, though, is that I'm pretty sure I mean what happens if Brandon wins. Does he get a title shot? Right up for this? He just fought for the title. I.
Speaker 2:Don't know man, I mean he deserves it. I Don't know man, you don't think he does See who else I mean there's, I mean there's nobody else.
Speaker 1:KKF hasn't bought in a long time. Manel Cape was supposed to fight last night. If he would have fought last night and he would have won, then I don't know if that had any. No, this that didn't have anything to do with this, because that just happened two days ago and this got announced like three or four days ago. So if Manel cap would have fought last night and if he would have put on a good performance and he would have won, or vice versa for Matthias, what was the guy's name that he was fighting? Uh, nice, nikola, if either fighter would have had a great showing last night, they could have used that To put themselves in the spot to fight for the belt, because I'm pretty sure UFC doesn't wanted to see Brandon fight for the belt right away. You know what I mean. It was probably not gonna get a title shot, since that was just last month already. Yeah, so they're kind of backing themselves up into a corner here and like running has to win this. So question for you, though.
Speaker 2:What happened to a bossy? I don't know, I didn't get injured?
Speaker 1:No, don't know, don't care. I just know that this gonna be a way better fight man.
Speaker 2:It is. It is, but it does Right. It'll kind of fuck up what's happening with the rankings out of sight, out of mind man.
Speaker 1:All right, all right, dog. So you were talking about this the other day. You were wondering if the Chandler and Connor McGregor fight was gonna go down, because they were said that it was gonna be at 185. And here he is, talking directly to you, dude. He says it's on. And not only is it on, he says he's not worried about where, the what weight the fight is gonna take place at, but he believes that when he finishes Connor and he says he's gonna do that within the first two rounds that is probably gonna be the end of Connor's career. What? Fuck very possibly.
Speaker 2:Huh, I believe it dude if he does, if Connor doesn't win this, like, like how long are you gonna give him a pass for? You know how many? Yeah, yeah how many like how many passes you got just cuz, he's Connor.
Speaker 1:Yes, true man, very, very true.
Speaker 2:but I mean, I guess it speaks volumes of his fucking star power, though yeah, I'm living off the pass for a long time.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. I mean look at steep a, look at Uncle Rico. Yeah, all right, dude. So after the dusting poye Ben was on Denise bike got announced, ben was on. Denise tweeted this Straight up to Dustin poye he says tick, tack, talk. He is coming and he's going to put it in you very, very.
Speaker 2:It's only proper.
Speaker 1:So that might just got announced and Dustin poye is already coming in as a slight Underdog. Bro, what do you wow?
Speaker 2:Wow, that's a new. Why I guess he did lose his last fight.
Speaker 1:So People forget real quick, man, people forget real quick. So I did. He's really hasn't fought anybody Nowhere near the caliber of Dustin. But you're right, man, we don't know what kind of damage is going on up up in the. Are the cobwebs clear or not? For Dustin right?
Speaker 2:Yeah you know I, I Guess these are fair odds.
Speaker 1:Maybe Sandanese has been on a tear slight there, yeah, but it's just a get. It's been against people that you know I.
Speaker 2:Put my money on Dustin like I wouldn't.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't be scared either. No, yeah, absolutely right, bonzo. Absolutely right man. What about this dude? So at the moment, sean O'Malley's got a date with cheeto to To defend the bannermote strap. But O'Malley's already saying that once he beats cheeto and Once Ilya beats Volkanoski, he sees both of them fighting. Eventually, pretty soon, actually. What do you think? Staying your lane?
Speaker 2:I was gonna say, dude, I mean it's, it's good that he's thinking about his future, I mean, but you got to focus on what's in front of you, like that's. The biggest mistake you can make is overlooking her front of you. Yeah, and cheeto's no slouch, although I do think that O'Malley, if he stays focused, he can definitely beat cheeto.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna be like the tortoise versus the hare dude, like just one person just gonna pile could like yeah, cuz that, cuz you know what I mean. Like cheeto is literally like the turtle, you know what I mean. Like he's just Slow out the gate. He doesn't speed it up, but he's there the entire time. And if Sean does like the rabbit in the story and lays back rounds four and five, he can get blasted.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I eat, though, and get put out. If he doesn't put him out early enough, because I don't see, I mean, as explosive as Sean is. I just don't see him putting cheeto out. Dude, I think cheeto's cardio and his conditioning and his mindset and just his overall toughness, dude, I just don't see him getting put out. Yeah, I see him get in his ass whooped. I could totally see him get in his ass whooped, but I just don't see O'Malley putting the lights out on him. I don't care, I don't think so.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know if he'll knock him up cold, but I'll think he'll do enough damage, ref, and stop it. I Don't even think that, I don't know. I that's what I'm thinking is gonna happen, because the power behind him, like he'll rock him To the point where he just mauls him and then cause ref stoppage, is what I think is gonna happen. I don't think he'll knock him out cold he doesn't have that kind of power and cheeto's got fucking granted chin but I think he can cause a stoppage. So yeah, we'll see. Man, we'll see the part of the super palatial will put that on the super oh sure first, sure dudes.
Speaker 1:How about this Islam Chef update? He's laying out the game plan for 2024. He says gaugie, in June. Okay, yeah, cuz Charlie, all is just out right. And he says the winner of olivera and arm on in February 2025. I don't care, no, no, I'm playing, I do, I'm playing, I honestly, I don't think that he have to say in the way it's going to go, but I mean, that's probably the UFC's plan right there. You know, he's probably going to fight Gagey at you at International Fight Week, and then he for sure he's going to have to take on the winner of the UFC. Charlie gets that rematch. If our mom wins, our mom gets that rematch. No matter what, though, islam's going to have to fight somebody that he already beat.
Speaker 2:What I'm what I'm thinking, though, is like I think Gagey's got a good chance of beating him. Like, if he can put the pressure and keep the standing up like he can, I think he can knock out, he can cause like some some good damage, but other than that, dude, I think it's going to be a good one. Oliveira and Armin, they ain't going to do it. So if he gets through Gagey especially if he gets through him pretty quick, he's going to be dominating for a while.
Speaker 1:True, true that man, true that, all right dude. Next story UFC 297 coming up next weekend, first pay review of 2024, and we have the fight lineup right here in front of us. So we're going to have a fight with a, with a flyweight bout. Then we got the ladies, jazz, jazz duvicius taking on Kaiko, kat Kat Chochera, linus taking on Patterson. Uh, another ladies matchup at Robertson versus Viana. Then two dudes, tavares and that's not Brad Tavares taking on Sidi Air, george Charles taking on his name, brad Katona from Ultimate Fighter taking on some guy named Armfields. And then, dude, the main card's going to be good Brandon Allen taking on Mosvarr.
Speaker 2:Eviloff, that's going to be a.
Speaker 1:Chris Curtis taking on I forgot this guy's first name, but Bariol, that's like that French Canadian dude, and dude is a motherfucker dude. These are people, yeah, big boys. Uh, neil Magni taking on the guy's name is, and then co main event Raquel Pennington taking on Mayra Buena Silva and then main event Sean Strickland taking on DDP, and, and then those are two championship fights huh. Yes, two, five rounder fights, Dude.
Speaker 2:what do you think about Strickland and DDP man that's going to be?
Speaker 1:it's time to put up, bro. It's time to put up man. All this time to go down, so we'll see who prepared the best man I don't mean dude.
Speaker 2:You know, these guys are going to just like fucking bang.
Speaker 1:Well, you know, ddp is going to come out like a bad out of hell dude. Yeah, he has never been tested. He's never gone more than three rounds, even though he went three rounds with Robert Whitaker, right, or did he stop, robert? Whitaker, I think he stopped him in that, like he was in the middle of the game he went all three, but this one's going to go five and if he doesn't land like a crazy kill shot I mean which he could, because Sean's been put out by people before if this goes, the longer this goes, the better it's going to be for Sean.
Speaker 2:No man, he stopped Whitaker at second round two minutes, oh okay.
Speaker 1:So see, there you go, dude. But he just put on, he just blitzed Whitaker from the get go. Yeah, he's got a lot of stuff. He does a lot, dude, where he puts his hands up and tries to like hand fight your strikes as they come in. Yeah, and if he missed times that and he leaves that chin up dude, ddp is just going to come in.
Speaker 2:You know, I thought he would. I thought, you know I mean like Izzy would do the same to to Striklin, but he found the way around it, man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, true that man.
Speaker 2:It's going to be exciting. I didn't want him super stoked.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can't wait to see, dude, can't wait to see. Hopefully next week can come sooner, but gets here as fast as it can. Let's go to sleep, alright, dude? We talked about Jorge Mazvedal coming out of retirement last week and he announced why it's going to box Nate. Diaz, I don't, I don't care unless it's going to be, really going to be in his thing? I don't. I don't see them putting this on the Francis and gone. Anthony Joshua card. Wait, it says the UFC has given the green green light though, like is is maybe because they're maybe they're both under UFC contract, maybe or one of them is Well Nate is it Probably not Nate, because Nate already fought, but Jorge? Is probably still fighting for that. Whatever, doesn't matter. Alright, dude. So going back to UFC two ninety-nine, it sounds like the Francis and Ghanu and Wilder fight is going to be. So it's going to be Friday in the Middle East when they fight, but that's going to be like Saturday morning for us, the Wilder and. Ghanu fight. Yes, so the reason two ninety-nine is so stacked is that's Dana trying to get people to not pay attention to the Francis fight. That makes sense, which it makes sense. You know what I mean. Like why would I mean, if people are going to pay for one pay per view, they're probably not going to pay for the boxing when you got the most loaded card in the US history of UFC in the afternoon, and that's for people that are into MMA. You know what I mean. You're not going to give a shit.
Speaker 2:I was going to say that man, like I mean, it makes sense if you got, you know, like the Venn diagram where, like you got overlap between MMA fans and boxing fans, but the most the bulk of people either watch boxing or MMA, yeah, you know, you don't have.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's not a whole lot of people that are like right in the middle Right, I mean we are, but that is going to be a little bit financially.
Speaker 2:It's going to hurt the wallet and the family Little bit.
Speaker 1:Little bit. Yeah, I won't tell your wife. If you don't tell mine, I won't either man. So check this out. Dude sticking on this tip here Uh, it says in Ghana is making an estimated 20 mil for this fight. So he's going to make 20 mil to fight Dianthe dude. Meanwhile, aspenal begs for a title shot fight. He's going to fight Steve Bay, which will probably be the retirement fight for both. Anyways, just thought I'd throw that in there and he's going to make about 20 mil. Going back to UFC 300. I don't think that this fight was on that card yet that they announced. No, this could be on the works, man. So Geek at Chikaze tweeted that he has accepted, I believe. Or, yeah, I'm going to get it at UFC 300. Yeah, Dude, yeah that's going to be good, uh huh. So I believe, didn't we didn't? I say that there's a girl fight that was going to get scratched.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's 299.
Speaker 1:That was 299. Yeah, yeah, that's 299. So I wonder where they're going to fit that in. Dude, 300 is fucking loaded to well, it's going to start getting loaded, I guess, if they're still adding. Alright. So it's going to be 299 in February. And on that card is supposed to be Bobby Knuckles, aka Robert Whitaker, taking on Polo the eraser. But guess what? They haven't even signed, dude. So it's not going to happen If they haven't signed it now. And I knew this was going to happen, dude, I knew that guy wasn't going to fight.
Speaker 2:Why, if you can't make way, he just wants to make a match up.
Speaker 1:He wants an easier match. Somebody doesn't want this match up?
Speaker 2:I don't know, Do you? What are you Okay? So do you think you? Who has like?
Speaker 1:more to lose in this fight, borochina, I mean, they both do. If.
Speaker 2:if Robert Whitaker loses, dude he goes down to the bottom of the he won't.
Speaker 1:He won't make another run of title. Yeah, no way you can kiss that he can kiss his title run Goodbye. He's like what, what's going to happen? He's already sorry anyways, like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Like you know, I don't even know why they're fighting, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:It does nothing for Robert Whitaker other than produce a highlight, real for him.
Speaker 2:That's, maybe, that's, maybe, that's why Borochina doesn't want it.
Speaker 1:Maybe, dude, so sticking actually. Uh, moving up to the lightweight, bro can.
Speaker 3:I can, I can, I go get beer, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go grab beer, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2:I'm back dog.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 1:Alright, salute, bro ski, salute, bro. We're recording in hell. Hell, yeah, alright. Alright, here we go. Ready Scope Three, two, alright. Fonzo Jamal Hill what's this guy's name? Jamal Hill, the Jamal, the Dream Hill, or I don't even know what his nickname is, I'm not sure Says that he should be back around International Fight Week. So this is what he said on MMA Junkie Radio. I'm not a doctor, I'm not in a position to speak as to how quickly he can come back and I think it's a little preemptive now to put any dates on that. But his goal is to come back in and around that time, international Fight Week. But I just don't know. I do know he's probably not going to be fighting at International Fight Week, so probably early fall, september, october, maybe. Yeah, it could be man. So he's obviously going to. Whenever he comes back, he's going to get a title shot. So if Alex just fought for the title shot, he probably won't be fighting for the title shot. So he's probably going to be fighting for the title shot. Alex just fought and got the belt in November. If they he's not on two ninety nine yet, he's not on three hundred yet he's probably going to be on 301 or 302. And if he is, and that's going to push the belt to like December, january. So then just, jamal, take that out.
Speaker 2:Alex doesn't take it.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I don't have anything on that, but you did send me a message that she said that he and I actually you know what? I heard Big John McCarthy talk about it on his podcast with Josh.
Speaker 2:He said that it's so first, what are we talking about?
Speaker 1:Well, all he said was that there's talks about Poeton moving up to heavyweight. Yeah, didn't say against who, but then you sent me that that was a message that said they're talking Alex versus Tom. Asked it off, dude, I'll be. I haven't heard in the phone and don't. That would be crazy, dude, that would be. I mean, I don't know if Alex could pull that off, but that would be a crazy matchup to watch.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, have you seen? I don't know if I sent you any of these posts, but you've been seeing, like, like what he walks around, like the weight that he walks around at the back, is this guy even fight? Like, how did he even make?
Speaker 1:185, exactly 185, for like 45 seconds bro.
Speaker 2:Dude.
Speaker 1:I don't know man, but yeah. I'd like to see him at heavyweight, that'd be no matter what. No matter how you feel about Jamal Hill, the sooner he comes back, the better. The light heavyweight division gets See on that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's gonna. I mean that's, that's, we're gonna let the whole Umno wrench in the whole him versus young, him versus a Yuri, him versus Alexander rackage.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, dude, the match and obviously him versus Alex. Of course we want to see. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, hell, yeah, bro, keep this train going. Alright, let's talk a little Jiu-Jitsu. Fonzo, we don't talk too much, you? Usually we don't talk to Jitsu until you know. Maybe they announce a card and talk a little bit here, or we talk. But, dude, february's coming up and it's gonna have hot, hot, hot. No Gi Jiu Jitsu all month long, dude. So at the beginning of February, who's number one? 22, I believe it's gonna be going down and the main event is none other than the all-nady boy, nikki Rod, taking on Victor Hugo. Dude, that's gonna be a killer matchup 280cc medalists going at it right there. I don't know if Victor Hugo meddled, but if he didn't, he will be this year, I promise you that. Also, mika Galval taking Hinta my mom gave me this haircut. Iwamoto and this is Hinta is taking on Mika, not last second replacing, but he is a replacement, because this was supposed to be Mika and Nikki Ryan, who got hurt again. And my boy dude, dante Leon, taking on Diego Bato. Diego Bato moving up from the featherweight division to challenge Dante at the lightweight Dude. This is gonna. If you watch any match on this card, this is gonna be a dude. They're gonna be wrestling, there's gonna be freaking scrambles, there's gonna be people getting swept, there's gonna be submissions being hunted all match long. I can't not wait for this one man. So you think that's gonna end in the seven? It could, it could dude, and I mean Dante's a little bit bigger. I mean, yeah, they're. They're gonna be fighting at the same weight, but this is Dante's natural weight and Bato's gonna have to move up for this, no matter what he walks around at. This is not what he usually competes. Bato, hit me up, get some carnitas, we'll get you ready Let me know, Get you on the Fonzo Carnivore diet Dude, this is gonna be a good one. So the guy on the left, Tynan D'Opra he is a gi master bro, Like. He is one of the top Jujit Dettos in the gi. He's like a terminator dude. It's just constant pressure, pressure, pressure, sub. That's it. That's his whole game. Take you down, pressure, pass, submit. Well, now he's moving over into the no gi realm. He's been dipping his toes in, but now this is by far his hardest time Hardest matchup. Today he's taking on none other than Gordon Ryan's homie, Oliver Taza. So this is gonna be another really good matchup to watch out for man.
Speaker 2:And then yes. I was gonna ask man, because you said he's a pressure fighter like Jujitsu practitioner Is that, is it much harder to do in a no gi match? Yes, just because of that, you know, because there's no grips.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. You can use the gi against them to hold them down, but you can still do pressure passing, you can still smash people.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right. So that changes the dynamic a little bit yes.
Speaker 1:And so, speaking of smashing here, here we have the Hillbilly Hammer, jacob Couch, taking on. I'm not too familiar with who his opponent is Rodriguez, but I do know that Jacob Couch is a M effort, so look for out for this matchup. And then the ladies Fiona Davies taking on. It's a lady, herbie Allakin man. Yeah, this should be a good matchup here. Fiona always brings it dude, like you're like, oh she's, she's so hot man, she looks good and I do. She's a killer Jujitera man. She could probably sub a lot of dudes. Black widow yeah, exactly, dude, she's like that. So that concludes the who's number one card. But at the same time, dude IBJJF is jumping into this no gi grand pre mix. So, as you know, for the last few years IBJJF has had an absolute Gee grand pre where they invite eight of the top key competitors. It's an open way division. They compete for a grant, for a cash prize, and I believe that this past year they even gave a crown to the winner and they called it the crown. Well, now they're going to hold the same tournament, but in no Gee, and they're going to give out a 40 K prize. So they haven't announced any of the competitors yet. Bonzo, I don't think any of those. I mean we might see some of those people from who's number one If they make it out and skate, because those are some of the top no G players on the planet.
Speaker 2:But my question for you is why aren't you competing for 40 K?
Speaker 1:If it was 41 K, bro, it feels 41 K that's my limit, yeah. Yeah, I only came out for 41 and above Raise up the stage or fat higher.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be in the IPAs Soon as they start giving IPAs to the winners. I'm bro, I'm there.
Speaker 1:Everybody. Better not even try to sign up, because I'm cool and if it's going to be absolutes.
Speaker 2:Then we got to go on the Kanita's training diet.
Speaker 1:Absolute IPA.
Speaker 2:I'll be your coach.
Speaker 1:Bro, let's talk a little one championship. We've been kind of bummed because the last show and the one coming up is going to be a pay-per-view, but they're throwing us a bone. Yeah, man, the next one is going to be on prime video one fight night 19 going to be headline by your boy, jonathan Haggerty, taking on Felipe Lobo for Jonathan Haggerty's Bantam weight strap. I believe it is Bantam weight Muay Thai World Championship. So that should be fun, dude. Get ready for that bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, let's talk about a possible UFC acquisition.
Speaker 1:Actually, this is going to be a re acquisition because I believe this guy fought in the UFC before. So who are we talking about? Kiyoji Horiguchi, former UFC, former Bellator, former Ryzen fighter and Ryzen and Bellator champ bro. He's announcing that he's not going to go to PFL, he's not going to stay with Bellator, he wants to go UFC. He's getting towards the end of his career and he wants to finish it with the UFC. Dude, if you're not familiar with him, get familiar with him. Dude, he is a MF for and he had a scrap with a guy that was actually supposed to fight last night. So on the screen he's a matchup he had against Manel Cape back in Ryzen. I'm not sure when, but check this out, dude, manel thinking he's all Dude.
Speaker 2:He looks a little small next to-.
Speaker 1:Well, this is-. Yeah, these are flyweights, dude. Look at this Manel doing the Billie Jean over there.
Speaker 2:I was going to say was he faking or was he really on skates?
Speaker 1:No, he got jammed up, bro. He caught a right hand right before that, but he probably also slipped on like the the stickers or whatever the decals on the floor. You know what I'm saying? Look at that man so he definitely belongs in the UFC. I'm not saying that he's gonna fight for the belt or anything anytime soon. But, dude, he's gonna make for some interesting fights, man definitely.
Speaker 2:So stay tuned you think he'll be ranked right away.
Speaker 1:No, not right away, cuz I mean he might fight somebody ranked right away and then after that he'll get ranked, but he's not gonna get ranked right off the bat. So, speaking of Manel K, bro Manel was supposed to fight last night but he missed weight by three and a half pounds, so they just canceled the whole bout. They didn't even try to offer like 20% of his purse. I don't know if that was the limit. I guess like hey, that's just way too much. But haven't they fought with with that amount of weight he missed before? Am I right or wrong? I think so. Why not say yeah, right so Manel came out with a statement and said that he was sick, he was taking some antibiotics or something like that, and that's why he missed weight. But dude, this is not good. This is gonna put him at the end of the line for a little while in the doghouse it was a carnitas pull stop line. Steve Harvey is not happy right now especially cuz cat Williams special came out don't even get him. Let's get out of here. Alright, let's talk about something else change the subject. Change Craig Jones is Maricón del culo. Gracias, alright, bro let's talk about UFC fight night last night uncle I versus Johnny Walker, part two. They ran it back last night and did you get to watch this card yet?
Speaker 2:I didn't. I just watched the last fight.
Speaker 1:Alright, alright it was actually a really good fight. You actually was a really good card pre-limbs main card. There was plenty of fights to watch. We're only going over the bangers, only the finishes. We're gonna start by going over Felipe bun bonus taking on Joshua van. Check this out, dog, let me. Let me cue it up. Boom, there we got van in the white short. Look at dude. Just keeps going like they're not power shots, but they just keep coming. They keep coming. Dude boonus has no time to recover. Look at these. He's just in his face, hammers from the bottom. Look at this. He's gonna posture up right now like this boom, boom, boom, dude. He is just literally. This is the definition of getting the shit beat out of you. Joshua van TKO, round two of word bro. Those were official chingos from the little guy. Look at this body shots, head, shots, dude, head, yeah, body. No matter where you go, you getting everything was to the head dude. He threw everything right down and like everything at him in 10 seconds with hands, knees how many knees did he throw right there to do? That was all bad. Joshua van TKO, round two one more time yeah all right, dog, let's move on to the next one, next pre-limp fight that we're gonna show Tom Nolan taking on Nicolas, check this out. We got Mota in the. I forgot what color shorts black shorts maybe? Ah, white. Here we go dropping hands. Oh, bro Mota, looking like the Mexican farm worker kid that just transferred to your elementary school and he is knocking out the school bully on the playground. Look at this dude. Where you going, bro, and what is the ref looking for? I do not know, he's looking for a quarter he dropped or something. Damn dude, mota is a menace, bro. Look at those hands. Look at this head that was like round. Yeah, oh, oh, dude, that was it. That was a nice one too. After that cook, after that kick look at that, look at this body. Kick right here, and then he follows it up with a nice, beautiful one too. Look at this. He blocks this. Kick, kick one, one, two, oh yeah beautiful, it wasn't needed yeah. And then once Nolan hit the mat, dude, he had no idea. Well, I mean, he was just trying to scramble for daylight man and there was no one coming to save him. Mota nice, tko, bro. All right, bro, you know how we do. My boy Marcus munchies McGee taking on Gaston Bolanos. And, dude, I did not, I forgot. Gaston Bolanos is a bad, motherfucking kickboxer from Peru, so he's got crazy, crazy hands. Yeah, he's like a world champion kickboxer. So here we are, round two. Let me fill you in. Marcus ran his fucking whatever he wanted in round one. He was doing it, dude. He landed a couple of takedowns. He almost took bull on us his back and he was piecing him up. So this is the middle of round two. Bull on us has taken heavy hemi damage, his noses busted, his corner was telling him like hey, stop fucking around with this dude and get in there and get him done, get out of there, because he was just taking a ton of damage. And here's Marcus, stark, stalking his prey they're in the center of the cage. Bolanos throws a kick, marcus checks it, and one, two, three, four look at that, damn Marcus, try to walk off. Didn't want to hurt him anymore, but the ref was like no, bro, you got more work to do. And he just was putting look at that, spinning back bro, yeah, he's been done. Fucking him up, dude, and even before that he was just taking all kinds of damage, man. So yeah, master class shout out Marcus McGee, dude, marcus McGee, looking impressive. My dude one more time, let's watch this yeah, yeah, spinning back, kick left hand dude yeah where's he ranking? He's not right he is not ranked dude and I think let's see, let's check it out. I got the bottom 15 of the Banton weight division on the screen number 10, dominic Cruz, number 11, pedro Muñoz, number 12, jonathan Martinez, number 13, ricky Simone, number 14, umar nomer Gamedov and number 15, chris Gutierrez. I think he called out Rob Fonts oh yes at the end of the show, which would be is a great call out, great fucking call out. But you know what I think would be a really good matchup and I could totally see him getting the W is, uh, pedro Muñoz or even Jonathan Martinez. I think honestly he can beat anybody in this top 10. I think he would have a lot of trouble with Dominic just because Dominic is so wily and and wiry and moving around a lot. You know, I mean, over time he would have to catch Dom and he could get him, but I think Dominic would give him a little bit of trouble, and umar, but everybody else I think he could get man.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say man as list. I think I would be most excited for him going up against Ricky Simone and Pedro Muñoz. I think those are my two, my two picks. But you're right, rob Font wouldn't be. Would be a bad fight either.
Speaker 1:I want to watch that for sure that would be a I don't know if that would interest Rob at all, you know, considering that he did just lose to Figgy, and but that would be that's I. I mean that's a ease, that totally winnable fight for Rob Font. If he can keep it standing, yeah so. But but if Marcus can get that W bro, he's in the top five. Yeah, he's in the top five. And one thing about Marcus is he's a little bit older dude, so he doesn't, he doesn't want to be wasting time, and I get, I get it. You can sense that in him, you know. I mean he wants to get as much as he can out of his career and, dude, I'm all for it. Man, he might be more ready, more ready. Well, if he works on fucking Rob Font and he might this might be his fucking chances get whoever he, if, whoever he fights next, if he puts on a performance like he did last night, for sure, bro, he's gonna. No way you can keep him out of the top five, no way. Yeah, alright, dude, did you get a chance to see this Phil Hawes taking on Bruno Ferreira? This was a crazy finish, dude. I felt bad for Cisco over here. Man, cousin, that for sure we're calling Cisco, he was just taking out whooping. But check out Bruno here, man, one two me misses creates distance with that reach. Lucky he didn't poke his eye, but one jabbing him. And then watch this damn left hand and ends with hammers. Bro, just there was no snap to that punch, it was all it was all straight for like a jack yeah, like coming at you, look at this oh my god, dude, and those, those hammers at the end, dude, totally unnecessary it was a cinder block coming at his face. Yes, even those punches from up top there like yeah yeah, bro. So there you go, bruno Ferreira, getting the TKO round two. Dog round two round in the corner coming event Jimmy Miller taking on Gabriel Benitez and everyone was talking about Gabriel Benitez because he had came to train Velasquez in his corner. Bro, but even came to train Velasquez can't help you when you're going up against the chess master that is Jim Miller dude. He does it again. Round three. Look at this domination, using jiu-jitsu to save the day, again taking the back, and again once again. Once he gets to the back, what does he do? Goes for that rear naked dude and it wasn't even a full locked in rear naked it was like that's fucking painful as fuck. But there is do. What I love was this that will chip this wisdom teeth. Yeah, dude, I like how Jim Miller Just glided on top of beneath this right here until he was able to take the back. Look at this, he's just floating on him. Look it making beneath this, carry his weight until he sees the opportunity and then he sinks in one hook, gets the other hook in and then starts working for the rear naked. What a freaking vet dude. So I don't know how much damage he took in this fight, but hey, everybody wants to see it, dude. Jimmy Miller, ufc 300 or not dude. Hell, yeah, hell yeah. I might as well make it the first fight of the card man. Make it the first fight, give him somebody. Yeah. So they put up. They put up a stat just before Jim Miller fought and they said that Jim Miller was coming up on like almost seven hours of cage time, dude, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Crazy on. Yeah, how old is he? I think he's like mid to late 30s, 38 or something like that To 40. 40, there you go. Yeah, she's got a shave off some years, jimmy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's born in 83, man, that is. That is a lot of the fucking Randy.
Speaker 1:All right, dude. Main event number three rank Magamit. Uncle, I have taken on number seven, johnny Walker, and they were running this back because of doctor stoppage, right or?
Speaker 2:yeah.
Speaker 1:Check this out. This happened after, I think, johnny Walker took a nut shot earlier and at the end of round one. And then here we are, midways round two. Johnny Walker's up against the cage uncle I have stocking them Trying to measure his distance. And then what is he hit him with right here. Is it a right hand?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think it was just a right.
Speaker 1:This was fishes, bro, like there's kick, checks it and boom. Yeah, there it was right hand, bro, oh right hand right, johnny's, yeah, bounces off the cage and then he lands a mean ass Fucking uppercut right in the middle of his face, bro Goosh. Yeah, oh my god, dude, that dude. Everyone's talking about how he's hella boring. He's like just fucking massacred. That dude, what do you want from me?
Speaker 2:The thing is, he's not flashy, you know. I mean like he's.
Speaker 1:He just he gives whatever his opponent give. Take like he takes whatever his opponent gives. I'm sorry, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2:I'm saying he's a grinder yeah so on the screen right now.
Speaker 1:I got the top five in the light heavyweight rankings. Number one I, obviously the champ Alex Pereta. Number one, jamal Hill. Number two, yuri Pojasko. Number three Uncle I have. Number four, yawn and number five Alexander Rackage. So what do we do with Uncle I if dude like Jamal gets the title shot but does Uncle I have to fight somebody else again?
Speaker 2:Well, here's the thing, man. If Jamal Hill is not healthy enough To fight to come back, then why not have Uncle?
Speaker 1:I have fight for the title dude Uncle, I took like no damage last time saying he should be Fire like he could be like give him his 30-day suspension or whatever the shit, 45-day suspension, and then Sign them up for Alex and he can fight three months later. So and then Jamal ready by the end of February so he could fight like early June, late June, international fight week, bro there you go, Maybe happen yeah yeah, man, yeah, that's money, bro. Make it happen that fight that sets itself up right there. Yeah, I don't think I mean. I Know, if Jamal is not gonna be ready by International fight week, you know, then, dude, you might as well just throw uncle. I have been there, cuz making him wait would probably Jam up the division, cuz if he waits and then you're just like, okay, then we're gonna wait till the fall, and then Jamal is gonna fight Alex, and then what uncle, I was gonna fight For the title after that, then he, I would put him like at this time next year. Yeah. You know. So we'll see what happens. Man, you know how the UFC is dude. You never know. Some WWE guy might get signed next week and he gets a towel shot. I don't know, man, whatever, that's the last thing I got Fonzio. Anything you want to say before I wrap this episode up, my man?
Speaker 2:nah, man, just super stuff for these next couple months and, yeah, let us know what your thoughts are and can't wait for that next super parley show because, I'm gonna win.
Speaker 1:Coming up, bro, coming up. So, everyone out there, thank you for listening, thank you for watching. Have a fantastic week and we're gonna try to drop another Super super parley or actually cut that back. Three, two, all right. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in, thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. Join us later on this week as we drop UFC 297 parley. Super show me and the boys making the picks. And dude, you're not gonna guess, you're not gonna believe this, but guess who's? Totally Jocke and our beat. Our our thing here. The John Anakin Florian podcast. They're doing the same shit. They're like are you're gonna pick from this card and guess what? You're gonna play with a thousand dollars, bro, they're literally stealing our script. Bro, whatever, we'll do it better, we'll do it better. Hey, and all you out there listening to watching, join us and let's do it better than the Anakin Florian podcast. Let's get the money, let's bring the bags, let's do this All right until next week. Have a fantastic week, everyone. She got those combat crew out, peace.
