Step into the octagon with us on Chingasso's Combat Crew, Our breakdown of Strickland vs. Sneeko is as explosive as the fight itself, complete with a play-by-play of that towel-throwing TKO that had everyone talking. Plus, we don't hold back on our thoughts about the powerhouse showdowns featuring Randy Brown's dazzling finish against Muslim Salikov. And if that's not enough, we're already eyeing next Friday's Amazon Prime highlight reel with Johnathan Haggerty in a headliner that's sure to bring fans to their feet.
Get ready for a verbal spar over the sneaky return of cable TV bundling in streaming services—frustrations fly as freely as the punches in the ring. We're dissecting the UFC 300 lineup rumors, speculating on a potential Aspinall vs. Pereira clash, and getting into the nitty-gritty of Garbrandt vs. Figueiredo. The skepticism around Conor McGregor's return is as palpable as the tension before a title fight, while we also size up the Chandler matchup chatter. Shifting stances, we tackle the upcoming MMA and Jiu-Jitsu brawls, offering insights and forecasts that are as sharp as a welterweight's jab. From the technical takedowns at WNO 22 to the electric potential of Volkanovski vs. Topuria, join us for a full-contact conversation you won't want to miss.
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00:00 - Intro
02:50 - Sneako vs. Sean Strickland
03:52 - ONE Friday Fights Jonathan Haggerty
05:01 - Randy Brown vs.Muslim Salikhov
06:25 - Renato Moicano
11:27 - Must see MMA fights
11:53 - this is just cable again...streaming services
15:49 - UFC 300 rumors
20:03 - Conor McGregor fighting...soon
24:36 - Volkanovski on the 35 & older curse
28:41 - UFC 298 preview
33:17 - WNO 22 results main card
38:11 - UFC Fight Night results Joe Pyfer vs. Jack Hermannson
Here's the matchup.
Speaker 2:Nothing, oh, blah, blah.
Speaker 3:Button, stay all the truth and try to relax and smile like oh Jesus, nasty ass. He just shook up the world. How's that feel? Hey, I'm not surprised, f***. Welcome to this week's episode of Chingasso's Combat Crew. You're one stop shop for all your combat news. Thank you for joining us this week. Just to remind you all that, whether you're watching or you're listening, you can skip around to any section of the show you want, because we set it up into segments. So check out the description and hop around to any story you want to listen to or watch On this week's episode.
Speaker 1:You probably won't want to skip any part of the show because ants not on it, so you don't skip any part of it Exactly.
Speaker 3:You don't got to worry about that. You don't got to worry about that. No, fonzo, you know what we're going to be talking about this week's show, ufc 298. Ufc Fight Night results Jack Cremanson versus Joe Piper, who's number one, 22 results and we got a buttload of UFC news as usual. My man, how you doing, my brother, on this pre-stupor bowl. Saturday night Go Niners. Hopefully they do well. Well, you'll be listening or watching on a Monday. Hopefully I'm in a good mood if the Niners won, but if not, don't matter, because I'm not playing anyways. How you doing, fonzo? Doing good man.
Speaker 1:I'm not one of those.
Speaker 3:We had a good game yesterday, man. We almost did it. I'm not one of those. I'm not one of those.
Speaker 1:Tell them to get a check. If they don't make it, tell them to get a check, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, still driving to 1984 Toyota Corolla. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, doing good man, just fucking getting ready to talk some fights after a good Saturday, and if you're watching this on the Monday, hope this lifts your spirits to have a good rest of the week. So let's get into it. Frank, tell us what's going on, good vibes for everybody.
Speaker 3:If you're listening to this, everything is going to go well for you this week, I promise you. All right, fonzo, let's get into this, my brother, here we go, first story up. I know you want to know what we're going to be talking about, Fonzo, you mean it? None other than Sean Strickland beating the dog shit out of. Sneeko, my man Check this out.
Speaker 1:Look at this, stop it. Look at this dog. There's like everybody throwing in towels.
Speaker 3:We're picking this up, so everyone that's out there listening go ahead and head over to our YouTube page so you can see this. This is Sean Strickland teeing off on Sneeko, and this is like only the last 20 seconds after they threw in the first towel.
Speaker 1:And then Morris Griffin jumps in.
Speaker 3:Five towels thrown in. Do you think that Sean Strickland was going balls out here? I mean, he was hitting him super hard. You think he's going full power?
Speaker 1:Well, he was hitting him harder than he fucking hit Drookus. No, you're telling me that that guy's got a better chin than Drookus. Well, I'm just saying, if Strickland would have gotten this hard against Drookus, he probably would have won, we might have seen a different result.
Speaker 3:You're absolutely right, I just wanted to share that with you, Fonzo, because I know you're a big Sneeko fan.
Speaker 1:I am. I am, if I knew who Sneeko was.
Speaker 3:All right, Fonzo, I also wanted to share this with you. My man Next Friday coming up. So Friday before UFC 298, we're back on Amazon Prime watching one Friday night, Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, now I know what you're talking about. I didn't know what day you were talking about until now.
Speaker 3:You're going home, pick up some brews, get home. Click on Amazon Prime on the fire state and get ready to watch. John and Harry whoops a map. You're going to do anything here. You watch the made event. I mean they're going to be boy time matches. There's going to be a bunch of good fights here. Kind of got a little bit of MMA also. I don't recognize maybe of the names, but you know what I do want to say. I want to say that I've I have seen Nazette through Kyo fight. I want to say he's a bad dude, so you might want to go and watch that one also.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 3:All right, fonzo. Next story, my dude. Last week we also had a UFC event, but we didn't talk about it, so I'm just going to share a couple of the bangers here. Main event of last week's UFC fight night was Roman Delizi taking on a Yma Vaughn Remember that, my man? So we got a couple of bangers here. Randy Brown taking on Muslim Salikov Check out this. Finish, my dude. This is round one. Two minutes 10 seconds left Randy Brown. Sir dude, randy Brown is long as F dude. Look at his. Get away from that little rope of dope Little, I'm going to show you this. Oh, bounces off the cage, retakes the center jab.
Speaker 1:Oh dude, oh man, what was that that?
Speaker 3:Did you see that? Is that like a double jab in the forehead? Oh, it was the right hand. Yeah, it was the right hand, after Right hand, right to the forehead.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was double jab and then right hand. Oh dude, that was Randy Brown, you're a bad. You know what that was. You know what that was. That was a fucking just perfect angle because he did that double jab and then Muslim ended up like pivoting to the right to get away from it, and then that's when he walked right into that huh.
Speaker 3:Right into it? Yup, so there's that. And he Brown getting it done. All right, dude, I'm not going to show. I mean this was. Did you watch this one? And not to Moicano Drew Dober.
Speaker 1:No, actually this was the only event.
Speaker 3:This was pretty good dude. This was a blood bath, Blood bath, but check this out. I want to show you. This went to a decision and Hinato won unanimous decision, but I want to share ladies and gentlemen, I want you to listen to this. Hinato asked drew a. Would you weigh this morning One?
Speaker 2:ladies and gentlemen, after you read his lips.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, no, no, what he said one day he lives bro, read the lips.
Speaker 3:I'm going to turn the volume off because it's going to get blocked if they pick it up. But watch this. Hinato goes hey what you weigh this morning. And drew Dober goes 180. Look what you weigh this morning 180. Fuck you, motherfucker. Fuck you motherfucker, right there. So I don't know. You obviously miss Hinato's post fight speech, fonzo, but he was mother f this, mother f that, and I mean he's. He's trying to position himself to get a big time fight, a big payday, move himself up in the rankings. And soon after he tweeted this I don't know why he tweeted this, but he tweeted this he's like hey, bro, I want to see drew Dober fighting Patty. Let's see how tough this kid is. And then Patty responds why would I fight drew Dober when I can smoke you much easier? Okay. So then Hinato responds and he's like yo, bro, that's the fight to make me and Patty and that's going to get me into the top 10, top five. That's my ticket, bro. How the fuck does that get you into the top five when Patty's not even ranked? Maybe he just thinks it's by his popular it's a good fight.
Speaker 1:It's going to be a fun fight, no doubt.
Speaker 3:I would love to see it. Patty would get his ass Wooks because his brain and butter is the ground game and he's not going to dominate against Hinato Bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that for sure.
Speaker 3:So I just thought that was funny. I wanted to share that with you. Get your take on that. How do you think that fight would go down, patty Hinato, I Think not to, would fucking take him.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't know what, what, what the.
Speaker 3:I think Out of them, dude. Yeah, but it's not less like Lesser version of Tony with less miles. Okay, yeah, that's a good analysis.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, but I just I don't know if it's gonna be such an interesting fight. Like I'm not too excited to see it?
Speaker 3:No, not, definitely not. They this. It doesn't even need to be made, but it could totally headline an apex card or UFC fight night. You know, I mean it. It does nothing in the rankings, but it's gonna generate so much attention on social media, on the internet, on Twitter, on reddit Everyone's gonna be talking about it. Right, right, you know what I mean. This is the exact. This is the MMA version of what we did in golf earlier today and when I said that's the worst, best shot I ever hit, the best, worst fight to watch. Yeah, all right, we talked a little bit about this last week super leg versus to Keru, headlining one pay-per-view a couple weeks ago and, just like we said, the whole entire fight is up on YouTube for free. I Will be posting it in the description. So head over to our YouTube page, scroll down to the description, past the All the notes and whatnot, but you will see the link to watch this entire fight for free. And it's a banger. You're gonna be running on the treadmill, fondo. You're gonna be getting on the Versa clamor, you're gonna be doing some rounds in the garage. Throw this up on the TV and I promise you you will want to do another round, run another mile, do another set, whatever, because this fight will motivate the shit out of you.
Speaker 1:The only other round I want to do is one another round these all right, let's get get that going.
Speaker 3:Get that going, dog. All right. How about this, though? Jeff Neil saying that Kobe's done, he don't need to be in the UFC anymore. Blah, blah, blah. He should be fighting up-and-comers, do you agree or not? Yeah yeah, he needs to be fighting somebody Because he hasn't won it forever. I.
Speaker 1:Want to see him fight fucking. No, what's his name in that bare knuckle?
Speaker 3:I'm a little yeah that'll be fun. That'll be fun. All right, dude, we're gonna switch gears here a little bit. I came across this story on Reddit, all right, and there was a guy who posted he's like a, I'm recovering from surgery, I'm gonna be at home for a while. What are some must-see MMA? Bro? I immediately jumped on. I'm like, oh, you gotta watch. But I did, jumped on and I was like, bro, stop listening to everybody else and go watch everything that happened in Pride FC during 2005. Yeah, that was the Pride light heavyweight GP that Nin or shogun ended up winning, remember. Yeah they had Quinten in there, had shogun up in there, had Vanderley up in there Was croc up in there.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I think he was, but I can't be certain. No, yeah, maybe not maybe, well, maybe so many heavy hitters in there, dude, you know you know how they say you know wish, I wish you knew the good old days, when you were in the good old days that was a good old day.
Speaker 3:That's true, dude. There was a time, there was a day when we watched the last Pride FC together and we didn't know we were watching our last pride FC event together.
Speaker 1:That's true man.
Speaker 3:Nostalgia, bro, nostalgia. Appreciate the good times while they're here, but what would you recommend, bro, off the top of your head? What's like one or two fights that you would say like? I've got some on the screen right now Alexander Goose of Sim John Jones one.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Boris Griffin, stefan Bonner one.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Robbie Lawler, rory McDonald, to yeah when Rory McDonald got his nose pushed into his brain.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, those are all fucking great. Fuck man, dude, it sucks being put on the spot because it's just like there's so many moments, you're just like damn.
Speaker 3:Are you telling me we need to create a highlight reel of this and come back to it later?
Speaker 1:That's exactly what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3:Let's let this percolate. Hey, everyone out there listening and watching, hit us up.
Speaker 1:What are some?
Speaker 3:M&M fights that you would recommend fun. So what do you got? What do you?
Speaker 1:got Brandon Moreno and and a biggie figgy one.
Speaker 3:There's three of them, bro.
Speaker 1:All fuck you, you gotta you gotta watch the fucking trilogy. You gotta see how it ended, you got some time binge watch that.
Speaker 3:That's like three hours of your life that you're not gonna get back, but you're gonna be happy about it. Yeah, I Still think we need you to do another segment on this and come back to this.
Speaker 2:No, for sure, it's be a whole show.
Speaker 3:Yeah, definitely All right, fondo, just like this little changito on screen. I'm not happy about. I am not happy about this. I Don't know if you heard about this, but this came out earlier in the week and it sounds like Fox Sports, espn and Warner Brothers are gonna, along with TNT, are gonna get together and combine to form like a super, a Super streaming sports service.
Speaker 1:You know, you know what this is, you know what's happening. Right, they're going right back to cable, bro.
Speaker 3:That's exactly what it is. What's happening? It's cable all over again Like it's fucking bull. We had a good five years when we could like nope, I'm gonna pick that. This is like. What do you call like? When you go to the Chinese food restaurant You're like I just want like like a buffet like. The buffet. I mean I guess it's like a buffet style, kind of like you know. I mean like I just want that. I want a little bit of that. I want to sign of that. I want a side of that. That's all I want. No, tnt sports, I don't watch. What are his shows on TNT dude, las Vegas Fucking power slap.
Speaker 1:That's what they're trying to do. Trying to do, that's it, it's all connected.
Speaker 3:I don't watch basketball, I watch football, so I would watch football. But I mean I got NFL Sunday ticket. I don't need this, bro, I'm done. But I just want to share this with you. Bro, it's coming up, coming down the pipeline, so don't be surprised. When you got another paywall to get through, to get through a pay-per-view. All right, all right. Dog on the screen right now. I got a screenshot of tiny Tom Aspinall Posted in his little fly-night tinder area. What do you see on the screen right now? Fondle for everyone listening.
Speaker 1:April 7 being fly to Las Vegas and Then maybe April 14th.
Speaker 3:That just happens to be within the time span of UFC 300, and he also posted an emoji of A statue. Ellis Island statue Almost resembles a statue that a light heavyweight champion Likes to use in some of his memes. Alex Pereta Dude, do you think they're hinting at this?
Speaker 1:Do that beat and also.
Speaker 3:I don't have this. I don't have this in the show, but I'm gonna bring this up right now. There's a rumor going around that Dana's gonna announce a sue a fight or maybe even two fights, because Dana came out and did one of his fucking announcements and said he still has two more fights To announce for UFC 300.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I heard that too.
Speaker 3:He did that. Dana's gonna do you a Super Bowl UFC 300 announcement. So I don't know if that's a commercial. I don't know if that's gonna be like a tweet during the Super Bowl. What the hell does that mean? I don't know. Is this gonna be it? Is this the announcement I?
Speaker 1:Don't know, man, but if it is, it's fucking great announcement it my fucking money.
Speaker 3:Already. I'm done. I'll see you at UFC 300 fun. So, bro, check this out. They already announced the fight that's gonna open up UFC 300, and it's two former champions, cody Garbrandt, davidson, figure eight. Oh, what do you think about this dude?
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 3:Are you kidding me? We're gonna start the show.
Speaker 1:There's no way these guys haven't fought before. Right, have they fought before?
Speaker 3:No, they haven't. This is gonna be the first time, dude, and I like it because, damn, he hasn't gotten knocked out in a while, so maybe the cobwebs have cleared up.
Speaker 1:He could be good, oh yeah it's the old Cody dude.
Speaker 3:It's gonna be a burner, because if it's not, it's gonna be a massacre. Bro, it's gonna be a massacre. I'm worried about Cody, actually dude. I.
Speaker 1:Don't know man, I can get worried about figure here too, like.
Speaker 3:I'm not, I'm not, I I Hope so, dude. I mean he's been looking good, but not against the level that figure's gonna bring.
Speaker 1:I don't know, hey man, how old is Figgie though?
Speaker 3:Figgie's up there, I don't know. Look it up, look it up, let me see. I look up how old Cody is.
Speaker 1:Alright, 36. Foo Figgie, figgie's 36. So he's, yeah, he's, he's on a downward and how many times?
Speaker 3:and Cody is Cody. How old are you 32. So yeah, cody's got age.
Speaker 1:He's got four years, that's. That's quite a bit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cody also has one, two, three, four, five, five losses by TKO. How many does Figgie have? Just one, yeah, versus, but Cody's got more miles on him, but Cody's got more TKO losses.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we'll see man, this is great man Dude.
Speaker 3:This is early prelims dude, this is four o'clock. Yeah, I, I'm not doing anything this day, dude he's gonna be blacked out before the middle of the this won't be crazy.
Speaker 1:He's not dude, he's not gonna be blacked out, he's passed out what happened, what? Happened? What happened? Dude? You said you predicted this chicken wing.
Speaker 3:But this next story, bro, this next story you predicted. You said you're not gonna, you're not gonna believe it until you see them walking into the cage, and it is going that route right now. Is this fight ever gonna happen? Connor McGregor, michael McGregor, michael McGregor, and he's like I don't know. Hopefully this fall. What the fuck. What the fuck. I know, grandma Bro, I went into Reddit Check this out. People are like we'll probably be playing GTA six before, before we get this fight on our hands. Man, this is garbage, bro. This is the ultimate shit show.
Speaker 1:Dude, he's never come back. Dude, he just, he just it wasn't.
Speaker 3:He isn't gonna talk about he is. Yeah, we're gonna see that before he gets in the cage. I should I should look pretty good.
Speaker 1:Right, but what I'm saying, though if he's in movies, why the fuck does he want to get punched in the fucking face for real when he can get punched in the fucking face for fake and make more?
Speaker 3:and then make out with him and have a ham sandwich, exactly, yeah, yeah, I agree, I agree, I mean you make out with him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, why not he?
Speaker 3:seems like he he for free, or like for paid.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm getting paid too.
Speaker 3:You're a yep, that's why you're my friend, bro Dude. Alright, so I don't read Russian, but uh, kabeev's cousin, kabeev Nurgurvimetov. I don't know what he's saying, he's not already, but he was supposed to fight Corey Sandhig, remember? No shit, okay, no, I don't know. Then he jacked up his shoulder.
Speaker 1:Now he's not and now he's fighting a nobody, dude.
Speaker 3:Okay, who's he? I don't even know the guy's name. I don't even know the guy's name, or actually I do I. His name is Bestcott Alma Khan, and it's going to be his first fight in the world. He's going to be knocked off at UFC 87, vegas Peace homie. That that'd be a no for me. Yeah, that's a big no. Ice cube's not impressed, bro. Ice is not impressed, dude. So this is a horse that will not die, but this keeps coming up. Censorship in the UFC. Should Dana White pull the reins on fighters, just going over the top saying they don't agree with it? But or is this America still? Or should they go Saudi Arabia style? Kidnap Sean Strickland, chop them up into a bag, throw them into the ocean and pretend nothing? Happy, just kidding, don't come after me, saudi.
Speaker 1:I don't know man.
Speaker 3:I mean, that's a tough question. I Say no, dude, leave him alone, go ahead, do I?
Speaker 1:agree with people what people are saying now, not really, not necessarily at the same time. Like, yeah, no man, like it, just fucking. I mean, here's the thing I understand from a sponsors perspective. Like you don't want your fucking you or the people that are Representing your brand to talk shit. So yeah, take the sponsor way right. I like that's what they're doing.
Speaker 3:You don't want to offend potential customers. I see that. I see that. So maybe you may not want to Sign UFC fighters. I mean, I don't want to say that.
Speaker 1:But yeah, all of them, you know. But that's what you do the thing. Why are we taking so much stock in people who are fucking getting punched in the face for it?
Speaker 3:This goes back to what we've been saying since, since we started during Kobe. Like why are we Listening to people's opinions who aren't experts in these fields? Like who cares, bro? He's a fighter.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah yeah, I really has fucking deep, fucking psychological issues like why did you care?
Speaker 3:what he says. Unfortunately, he's a fighter. That's why he's fighting. He gets punched in the face for a living. Fonzo. All right, fonzo, dude, check out this clip. This is Volk responding to people Saying he is too old. Do you think Volk's too old? Check it out. This is such a funny clip, dude. So have you heard of the over 35 curse bro? Yeah, so this is something for everyone out there listening if you haven't heard. This is something that Luke Thomas on the morning combat podcast came up with. He said something like Fighters 35 and over are like two and 20 or two and 22 in title fights, and both of those wins are from the same guy, tyrone Woodley. So everyone else taking else. So here's Volkin Oskie. Yeah, I'm surprised I got more stats on that, but check this out.
Speaker 2:I'll make a headline out of anything these days. Huh, it's ridiculous. All this talk about the over 35 curse, it's nonsense. So I've let the sports back crew in a shoes off. Shoes off, to prove I'm just as youthful, usually hit. Every time I think of hanging up the gloves, this damn phone rings. It's always Dana. We want you to headline this next main card. This will be him. Now watch Dana who. Taxation office Guitar details are 903. Yeah, this one's gonna be huge. We're gonna date set for next week at the council court. Yeah, let me show you something. My neighbor's fence At least 10 will in my yard. It's ridiculous. Nothing, beverly. Yeah, I'll see you in court. I'm talking about my veggie garden. Sorry, my opponents here. I'll show you his weaknesses.
Speaker 1:You see your heart it's his cardio.
Speaker 2:He doesn't have the energy to get five rounds. I get these hot takes. On my age, I will still fight anyone anywhere, anytime, maybe not a tomato season or after 11 pm, but your opponent just talks about next? About you? What's X? Was that like MSN or my space or something like that, and only use the living without my homemade pasta sauce If he's all too skinny. What do you say? Huh?
Speaker 1:said you're too old.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna reply, dear Scali way.
Speaker 1:I Fucking love it.
Speaker 3:Making fun of himself. Bro, I freaking love it, I love it.
Speaker 1:I love the guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly dude. So check this out. So here's Luke Thomas's rule 35 Vulcan off. So going into the fight against Islam, the second fight he had just turned, 35 dude.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so there's the stat on the screen record of UFC fighters over 35 years old and Only between 125 and 170. So the heavier up you go. This doesn't, doesn't matter anymore. Okay, yeah, and.
Speaker 1:That's why I was thinking about Randy Couture. I was like Randy Couture was fucking like 40.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was so that, yeah, the the older you get, the the heavier you go, the better off it's gonna be for you.
Speaker 1:I guess maybe it's because you you have a puncher's chance, like your strength still doesn't, doesn't leave you. Maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yep, yeah, whereas in the lower ranks, like you got to have, usually everybody's a little younger because they're so light and you're cutting weight. You know what I mean. And you got more stamina? Yes, yeah, they can recover a whole lot faster. So yeah, you're absolutely right man. All right, dude. So next week we got UFC 298. Dog, how pumped are you for this card? So I on the screen right now. I got some pre-limb bangers and I'm gonna be looking forward to Rina Nakamura. He's a super up and young coming prospect in the banding weight division coming taking on Carlos Vera, so that should be a cool fight. Marco's rogerio the Lima. Remember that guy got his fucking teeth knocked out by Derek Lewis Taking on Justin Taffa. Dude, someone's gonna get knocked the fuck out, wait.
Speaker 1:But Lima is fucking the favorite here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah might be some money made right there. You know what I mean. You never know, dude, you never know. And then Amanda Lemmos taking on Mackenzie Dern dude, I think Amanda's gonna smash on Mackenzie, bro, yeah, yeah, unless Mackenzie's tying up those clothes them holes in her game. She looked bad in her last fight. And then main card bro Anthony Hernandez taking on Roman Kapilov, up-and-coming middleweight prospect, one of my boys. And then bro Professor Marab taking on Henry Sehudo. Taking on Henry Sehudo. You know that one's gonna be a burner, bro. That's gonna be five of the night.
Speaker 1:Dude, I can't wait for the trash talk like the night with it. Fucking wait for the press conference, you know.
Speaker 3:Henry's gonna be hella, cringy dude BS. And then, speaking of cringe, ian Machado, gary taking on Jeff Neil, who you got in that one bro.
Speaker 1:I got Jeff.
Speaker 3:Neil, I, is that because you want him to win or is that who you think is gonna win? Because I'm going, jeff, but I'm going with my heart like I want him to win. So bad I Hope he wins. I can't make myself pick Ian for anything not even a hop scotch.
Speaker 1:Fuck that dude. What about? What about for a Nathan's hot dog? They say, hey, you get Nathan's hot dog if you in the cheer in Machado, gary wins, make it to bro Next fight, bro, next fight.
Speaker 3:Come in event. Robert Whitaker, paulo Costa, let's go. But I almost wish that we could switch this one with the Maraban Henry. Okay yeah, you know, I don't know if the green coast is gonna be five rounds, but I wish Maraban Henry was five round. Most of the time we talk about fights being wishing that they were less than five rounds. This time totally wish we could get five.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cuz they're gonna be going fucking balls to the wall.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, dude, but it's better that they only get three rounds, because that means every round they can go a hundred every time.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, they don't gotta say yeah, this fight though, robert versus Paulo ice dude, it's, it's gonna be a snooze fest and let's fucking Bobby Knuckles puts to him.
Speaker 3:Bobby Knuckles needs to put on a show to let the UFC knows that he Still a badass. Right, he's in and he's a contender for the strap. You know what I mean? That's what he, that's what's on the table for him. So if he gets it's Paulo out in round one, round two, bro, that's putting him right back in title convention. You can't let Paula fucking take him to the ground and fucking hole in there. No, definitely not. I don't think he can do that and then made a van, bro Vogue and Ilya. Ilya is already dude if you're talking to either. He's already the champ, he's already got the belt at his house.
Speaker 1:He's just on loan.
Speaker 3:He's already like looking what's down the line. Like after I get the belt, this is what's gonna be next. He's crazy, bro, I Can.
Speaker 1:Look at those odds dude look at those, look at the odds. Pretty even dog, it's super.
Speaker 3:even there's really no favorite. There's really no favorite in this.
Speaker 1:So, man, this is fucking. This tells a lot. This is, this is the Crystal 35. Gonna continue, I. I could because here's the thing, this, this, the odds here Tell me more about Ilya than they do about bulk. You know what I mean? Yeah, so we and see what the way my friend.
Speaker 3:Great fine, all right, dude switching gears. Talk a little jujube here. Last night we had who's number one 22 and it was a good one dude it had. We had some good ass matches. Main event Nikki Rod taking on Victor Hugo. Let's start with that one. Bro, you might all want to turn down the volume here. Let me know fondres might be a little loud, but here's a highlight from the main event. Here's Victor Hugo working from the bottom and Nikki Rod Having to do everything he can to get out of this on bar. Having to do everything he can to get out of this on bar. I Rod in traps after trap after trap. He ends up scoring a unanimous decision. There were no submissions, but he does get the judges all agreed that he did win. So Victor Hugo is the heavyweight champ of who's number one. This was supposed to be Victor Hugo and Gordon Ryan Fonzal.
Speaker 1:Okay, and what happened to.
Speaker 3:Gordon. Gordon is a little sticky his tummy. He's not feeling, so he's out. He's had to step down. Yeah, sorry, yeah, all right, fonzal on the screen now. I got Jacob couch, aka hillbilly hammer, taking on Sebastian Rodriguez, and Jacob couch was like yo, bro, I'm here for a good time, oh.
Speaker 2:Damn. Then we had.
Speaker 3:Titan D'Albara taking on Oliver Taza and dude, this was just smashfest. Tynan Was get any submission, so there were no submission attempts, really, but a good match. Good match for Tynan. See what's next for him. That was a big step up in competition for him, bro. All right, speaking of stepping up in competition, dude Diego Bato moving up from 145 to 155 to take on my favorite grappler, dante Leon, for the lightweight Check this shit, dude. Diego Bato pulled off the upset. He was able to get underneath Dante, elevate him and then get a mean-ass heel hook on him, dude. So that was an instant tap. That again like that was go back check it out again. Here we go.
Speaker 2:Look at him, elevate Dante.
Speaker 1:It's underneath, there it is.
Speaker 3:Happened so fast, dude. Happened so fast. Speaking of happening so fast, dude. Watch this Mika Galval taking on Kenta Iwamoto in the co-main event.
Speaker 1:Damn that's deep.
Speaker 3:Got that arm trapped and he gets the ring there it is Done. So Mika was just laying trap after trap and Kenta was able to survive. Dude, he was just surviving. You know what I mean? It almost seemed like every time he got a takedown he ended up he would land the takedown in a submission and then he would have to fight from there. So it was just like a matter. It was only a matter of time before he eventually got submitted, because he was just fighting out a submission after submission. So, good match, that was supposed to be Miki taking on Niki Ryan, but instead Kenta taking on Mika. Good match, bro, Good match. All right, Fonzo, we just wrapped up this event. Ufc Fight Night Jack Hermansen, Joe Piper main event. I only got the bangers, bro, you ready for this? So, all right, let's start in the early prelims. Zack Pagua Pauga taking on Bogdan. Gustav. I don't know if you remember Zack Pauga. He was in like Ultimate Fire two seasons ago. He got knocked the fuck out by Kumara Usman's older brother. You remember that? Oh yeah, All right, so check this out. New Marlton is. I forgot his name, but this is round one. Check it out. Gustav in the gray shorts. Pauga in the black. Pauga in the middle of the cage. Gustav stalking him. Dude, their hands are super low.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they are. And then watch this Y'all want to see a dead body.
Speaker 1:Boop, boop, boop.
Speaker 3:Damn Dude. That is some fucking. He's getting cut from the UFC for show. He probably is not going to be there much longer. Man, let's watch that one more time. Damn oh yeah, good, finish there by Gustav. Sorry, zack, maybe next time, maybe next time. All right On the prelims, bro Trevangiles. Carlos Predis, check this out. This was actually. Trevangiles was actually doing a pretty good job up until this point. It was kind of going back and forth. Carlos Predis did take some damage but he was like hold my beer, bro, check this out. Carlos going to work Foot jab Creating that space Left right. You can see, dude, his right eye is swollen, his left eye is swollen. Look at this, oh, whoa.
Speaker 1:He didn't know where he was.
Speaker 3:Left hand bro Stiff left hand.
Speaker 1:Drops to Trevangiles. Yeah, he has no idea where he is, oh it was a one-two, yeah, one-two.
Speaker 3:Yup Dropped him like a bag of potatoes, bro. All right, dude, multiple, multi-world Jiu-Jitsu champion Rodolfo Vieta Taking on the always dangerous Arma Petrosian. Check this out, dude. This is the end of the first round. Take a look at how much time is left on the clock, bro. How much time is left on the clock? 35 seconds, 35 seconds, 35 seconds. This is Rodolfo in full mount and he's got Arman's left arm trapped and he starts to work for that arm triangle. Check it out 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18.
Speaker 1:You just got to hold on here 16, 15, 14.
Speaker 3:He's squeezing 13 seconds, dude, so it took him like 15 seconds to slowly apply that squeeze, and Arman was like fuck that, I'm out of here bro.
Speaker 2:Look at that man.
Speaker 3:It's that. That's like an anaconda squeeze, bro. It's just slowly. Death is coming. You see, the Did he tap.
Speaker 1:Did he tap or is?
Speaker 3:he, no, he taps. Look, he's tapping right there. But he started fighting it. At the end he was like, hey, I didn't even tap, but that was a tap right. Yeah, that was a tap, yeah that was a tap, bro.
Speaker 1:I'm just thinking man, because, like I mean, I don't know man, it's a blood choke. Why does one just fucking wait till you pass out?
Speaker 3:Yeah, just go out bro. All right bro, I know you just picked up Robocop on Steam, my bro I did. Robocop on the screen right now Gregory Rodriguez, a fan of the show. I know he liked our last clip of him on IG, so this is him taking on Brad Tavares, and I think this is in round two.
Speaker 2:I'm sure I'll hear a lot more about it.
Speaker 3:Round three. Check this out, dude. He was dropping hammers the entire fight, dude, Look at that knee right hand, left hand. Dude, he's just fucking him up.
Speaker 1:Damn. Yeah, he's just fucking, and Brad Tavares ain't no joke bro.
Speaker 3:Like dude, he took a beating right here. He could have Jason Herzog, could have dropped in a little bit earlier, you know what I mean. But dude, he was taking it, bro. Look one. Oh my God, that was a kill shot, dawg. Yeah, he was just whining. Look at that. One, two, three, four.
Speaker 1:Dude that look just like fucking Sean Strickland sparring up that one dude, nico.
Speaker 3:Yeah that's exactly what it looked like. That was murder, bro, that was murder. So, robocop, get in the TKO round three one more time. Good job, robocop. That's why Robocop is my favorite superhero.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:All right, dawg, check this out. This is going to be the last banger that we're going to share. Dan Ige Andre Fili. Co-main event. I just want to say why would you fight with your hands so low when you know your opponent has fucking dynamite in their hands bro?
Speaker 1:Because you're too cocky or you just too cocky.
Speaker 3:He was too cocky. I mean, look at Fili Dude, look at, look at that left hand, look at him A little fake Philly shell using that shoulder to tuck his chin kind of like.
Speaker 1:But he's not even using that shoulder. Yeah, he's not even. He's not even.
Speaker 3:Oh, look at that, bro yeah.
Speaker 1:No, he's not. He's not putting his shoulder up the way it's supposed to be.
Speaker 3:Walk off knock out by Ige. Right there, dude, look at this. So right here you see Philly throwing the left hand and then watch Dan follow it up, switch it up a little left and then watch this. Yeah, big ass right hand dog, that timing was on point that fucking timing. Yeah, dude, that was a kill shot and a half. Yeah, oh my God, look at Philly dude. Yeah, sorry, philly Bodge man. So yep, that was it bro. All right, my dude. Last story of the night.
Speaker 1:That was it.
Speaker 3:That's a wrap.
Speaker 1:Good, good, good fights out there. Some great fights coming up Next week. Yeah, man.
Speaker 3:Exciting 2-9-8,. Stay ready. I don't know if we'll do a fight come. I mean not fight companion, but a Parley Super Show. If we got time, stay tuned to that. If not we'll do something. But thanks for listening everybody. Thanks for watching Fonzo. Closing comments.
Speaker 1:my man, my man, dude, just let us know, let us know what's going on out there, who you got these fights coming up, who are your picks? I'm excited. Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3:Also, don't forget to send us what are your must see MMA fights Strike force, pride, ufc, pankrase, lfa, whatever, who cares, wec, throw it out there. What are some fights that we must see, and we'll talk about it soon on a whole new episode, maybe like a bonus episode. That seems like a must dude. Yeah, all right, fonzo, until next week. Everyone, have a fantastic week. Chingossos Combat Crew out.
Speaker 1:Peace.
Speaker 3:How's that feel? I'm not surprised.